When you're fucking a European girl in her armpit(who doesnt shave her pits).
That eastern german was definitely a great Groucho Marks.
by Domfather March 25, 2005
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Similar to the dirty sanchez, the Groucho Marx takes this ever popular anal move one step further. With the Groucho Marx, one takes his shit covered finger and applies a heavy coat of fecal matter to his lovely lady friends' eyebrows and then in the same move takes his shit covered dick giving her a poo-stache. After your gal has achieved the full Groucho Marx look, the gentleman can proudly exclaim "A woman is an occasional pleasure, but a cigar is always a smoke!"
"You think my girl looked good with a dirty sanchez? Wait till ya see when I Groucho Marx'd her!"

"Honey, I'm not in the mood for all the Marx brothers, do you think tonight you can just Groucho Marx me?"
by The Pink Manther August 25, 2009
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In a precarious situation; see "hairy"
My friend in college was dating (may still be) a woman with very hairy eye-brows. I nick-named her "Brows." One early morning, a friend asked where my friend who was dating "Brows" was. He was indeed in bed with her, doing the nasty probably, although we always gave him a hard time about it. I thus simply answered, "Balls-deep in Groucho." From then on it became synonomous with being in a "hairy, tight, or precarious spot"
"Dude, what happened with you at the party lastnight? I heard both of your girlfriends were there.

Yea man, I was so "balls-deep in Groucho"
by LDR November 9, 2006
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Dude, those weed dealers are looking for you, man. What are you going to do?

I don't know man. I'm really balls deep in Groucho this time.
by Tronathan January 18, 2007
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Very swag puppers, if you think otherwise you may perish :D
Groucho drip check
Bork borm drippy woofers
by Drip_gang_2024 August 19, 2021
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Making sure your victim has a large mustache; strategically place your balls over his eyes while resting your penis on his nose. Don't forget a cigar!
It's hard to recognize him because he's wearing my man parts as Groucho glasses!

Pass out at Wayne-O's house and you will wear Groucho glasses!
by Muckleash November 24, 2014
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