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Shower Growler

When you are showering with someone you press your buttocks against the wall and break wind; protruding a rumbling flatulent sound and vibrating the walls of the shower. This sounds much like a growl from a woodland critter.
Tina and I were making passionate love and she pushed me against the wall. I couldn't help but let a shower growler loose, thus ending Tina's want for any wigglin'.
by J W O August 16, 2011
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Grottery

Brian had recently extended his grottery to 16 TB.
by Mykeyboy April 5, 2011
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Grotesque

Beautifully ugly.

Grotesque is a word commonly known as something that could mean odd, distorted, ugly or repulsive.

At the same time though, it could also mean bizarre or so shocking and horrible it could be fantastic.

And though rarely thought of this was in English language, it could mean both beautiful and ugly at the same time.
The picture of the woman attempting to protect the baby from a running car was an unforgettable and grotesque image to any who had seen it happen...
by JJYY27 August 5, 2009
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grotesticles

noun
1. deformed or unsightly testicles (derived from the combination of "grotesque" and "testicles")
2. a group of extremely unattractive men
Let's leave this club. There's just a bunch of grotesticles here.
by K2maj24 June 15, 2008
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Grotten

Dirty, miserable, filthy, disgusting and generally wrong. Combination of grotty and rotten - when one word is not enough to describe the skankiness.
"Oh man, I woke up sweating in a tent after a 24 hour drinking binge. I feel grotten"
by Lizzimon August 12, 2009
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Baby Growler

Noun - A tantalizingly attractive yet clearly unerage female human being. Similar to a piece of green fruit that still needs a little more time on the vine, the baby growler is often characterized by a lack of fullness despite a good shape and curvature. Your conscious says it’s not right, but the caveman instinct in you says grrrr!

Upon spotting a baby growler in public, feel free to growl while just out of earshot to alert other males in the vicinity of the presence of said baby growler. When spotted in public, the baby growler is often accompanied by a mother. If this is the case, feel free to growl at said mother as well, as she will likely also be attractive and worthy of procreative advances.

However, it is important to be on the lookout for the dominant male of the herd, as he is often fiercely protective of his baby growlers. He doesn’t want to admit it, but he knows what’s up. If he was you, he’d hit it. Be careful not to make direct eye contact with the male after blatantly eyeing up his underage daughter, as this can lead to fisticuffs. If the situation turns nasty and no police or Dateline NBC correspondents are in sight, gather with other males and charge the herd of growlers , mothers and the like, which will cause a stampede and allow you to pick off the young, old and wounded.

Good hunting.
Male #1: Grrrrr.

Male #2 (closet homosexual): Come on, that baby growler has braces and a Hannah Montana Trapper-Keeper.

Male #1: Grrrrr.
by Steggert_on_Facebook May 13, 2009
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Dirty Gotleib

The act of Sticking one's penis into the blow hole of an orcka whale.
I had to swim for miles in the ocean so I could find an Orcka and give it a dirty Gotleib.
by Big Money Dizzle July 15, 2010
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