Isaac Groothuis

An ignorant 16 year old who hangs out with the ugliest highschool girl in the world and has a large cock. Also never gets online when people tell him to unless if it’s his girlfriend.

-Isaac Groothuis get on
-No
-*girlfriend tells him to get on*
-alright boys I’m getting on

by sauceboiii June 13, 2022

Quandale Dingle Dookie Grooch Legroom Kernelius the 3rd

Goofy ahh name

Quandale Dingle Dookie Grooch Legroom Kernelius the 3rd has a big cock

by Cocksucker2001dick July 12, 2022

Gootchripper

When you slide down a stair rail or a rope and it rope-burns you between the legs, or the "gootch".
Also used if you fall off a tightrope and end up with it between your legs.

Those stairs are real gootchrippers!

by Wordgeek1994 March 26, 2009

Grontch

To get and then partake of.

I want to grontch at that hamburger stand.
Where do you want to grontch?
What are you going to grontch?
Let's go grontch that food at that restaurant.

by Moe Heathmont July 19, 2011

grotchki

Chicagoese for "garage key". See also: "carkies"

I gotta find the grotchki so I can go get the snowblower.

by subliculous June 11, 2006

Gootch Pearl

The buildup of skin, hair, blood, pus, feces, semen, scabs, toilet paper and substances from your fingernails after scratching your gootch and walking around with thick thighs creating a morbidly obese high pressure heat and density that creates balls of nastyness for a day or so.

Damn fatass got gootch pearls from not showering for a week, what a fat fuck.

by Farty McCrablice November 9, 2008

sweating like a gootch

when you get very sweaty, just like a gootch

god im sweating like a gootch today!!!!

by daveaminal December 9, 2008