Geoffing

Facebook and cyber stalking people to gain inside information to use against them.

Dude, I was totally geoffing on my ex-girlfriend last night. She is seeing a new guy now, and from her pictures she is getting around.

by The Great Divide July 9, 2010

Gruffing

To use lollypop sticks to pleasure your partners rectum area.

I was gruffing my mums son last night, it was awesome!

by loraa July 24, 2015

Goffing

Being intentionally vague about something obvious.

Person 1: "Hey why does it smell like blueberries and pics in here? And why is there a bald midget with a baby bonnet in my dresser drawer?"

Person 2:"Hmm there might be a smell, yeah."

Person 1:"Wait what?"

Person 2:"There are things happening right now."

Person 1:"Stop fucking goffing and explain yourself."

by Holla@yomayor June 25, 2016

griffing

Correct spelling of griefing.

I'm griffing your base.

by Namy_McNameface August 16, 2022

Griffing

A word like sleeping, or taking a nap but inspired by a typo

“are you awake? - “no, go away im trying to griff”.
or “hey guys I better get griffing, I have school tomorrow “.

by mitskilovememore June 21, 2023

griffing

1. griffing, or more properly, griffithing, is the act of being literally, objectively, and certifiably insane and constantly sexualizing everybody around you, but espousing views contrary to who you are so you can get laid.

2. a f*cking cenobite head ass mfer

3. the kind of guy who hangs up a group call so he can go jork it, and by it, let's justr say his peanits

"Bro, did you see Zack yesterday? He's been griffing out for 3 weeks straight."

"Damn, bro, he should try getting bitches for 3 weeks straight"

by gobbledegawk August 8, 2024

Goffing

When someone takes pictures of someone’s buttocks in secret.
Bonus points if they sell the pictures.

Clint got expelled from school for goffing.
Liam got caught goffing by Jenny.

by anonymous November 21, 2024