one hell of a gobbed up mess

adj. - term used to describe the inevitable outcome of any home improvement project involving painting, caulking, foam insulating, grouting, mudding, etc.

Do It Yourselfer #1: "It looks like Helen Keller caulked this tub!"
Do It Yourselfer #2: "Yeah, it's one hell of a gobbed up mess."

by Mowatt boyyyyyyyyyy April 3, 2005

gobbed it

To make a mistake, a misunderstanding

You proper gobbed it up gobshite

by Mike Holloway September 12, 2006

Grobed

Derived from the vocalist Josh Groban; it is when you are unexpectedly serenaded by someone with an equally powerful and beautiful voice

I was on the subway this morning when I suddenly found myself being grobed

by JohnnyRocco December 24, 2020

Nob globbed

The act of receiving a blowjob from someone who is sick so her/his flem makes some extremely gross noises in the process of the blowjob

Man my girlfriend was sick when she gave a blowjob i totally got nob globbed

by DankNigz January 15, 2017

Dick-grabbed-free

When she has the hands that can grab dick with might, but you lack such an asset.

Male 1: Mane, she was slurping me up, she had the meanest grip on it too!
Male 2: Dang, bro. I ain't that in a minute. I'm dick-grabbed-free

by zozeyety November 27, 2020

Fouche Grobbelaar

A very interesting person, that’s loves his friends. You can follow him on instagram. @fouchegrobbelaar.

Or Snapchat: fo.fosnaps

“Do you know Fouche Grobbelaar?”

“No, who’s that?”
“I don’t know either.”

by fouchegrobbelaar January 1, 2022

Globbed

Thick dreads in Florida

"yo hair globbed" meaning it's thick with rubber bands

by Pabloesc788 March 2, 2017