Clark Griswold-ing it

When someone has the parks far back in a parking lot, even when there are plenty of spaces available closer; When one fails to realize that the person whom they are trying to yell for is right behind them; overabundance of christmas lights.

Dude! Why are you Clark Griswold-ing it?!?!?!?! There are plenty of spaces closer to the door!!

Well... Looks like the Smith's Clark Griswold-ed their house for Christmas again!!

by Just_Kidding December 5, 2012

danny griswold

a young man with a jewfro even though he's not jewish. funny huh. hes a man with talent, and other shit i cant think of right now.... HES FUNNY AND AGODDAMNDORABLE!!! w3rd

danny griswold is the bee's knee's

by Grizzy1 July 19, 2006

Griswold High School

The people at griswold high are 1 of

1. snakes

2. fake asf

3. a hoe

4. a snitch
5. nic fiend

6.stoner

7. just flat out weird

“I am a virgin what do you mean” is what someone from Griswold High School said but we all know they are wrong.

by bitchesbwildin October 17, 2021

Lazy Griswold

When someone decorates for Christmas by buying lots of large tacky items and then scattering them over their property to make it look like a ton of effort. Especially applicable to large numbers of inflatable decorations.

Have you seen Mike Bs house, thats a real Lazy Griswold

by Bush mick December 16, 2020

Rusty Griswold

When your girl is on her period and she tells you to take the backdoor but you slip it in the front to use the blood as lube before sticking it in the back, and when you pull out, your Griswold is all Rusty lookin' from blood and shit.

"Yo, I heard you through the wall last night. She sounds like a good ride."

- "Yeah man, we were throwing down all crazy and she said I'm bleeding so take it on the back. I didn't even think before I got a Rusty Griswold"

by Ragnaroks Hammer September 9, 2015

Griswolded

(verb)When an employer takes away a benefit without notice - especially, when done right before the holidays

"Avid Corp just reduced their contribution to my 401K and I won't be able to buy presents for the kids- I've been Griswolded!..."

by charlie porker November 30, 2018

Griswold

When you’re playing Mario Kart and you either get bent over and absolutely screwed up the ass or you do the same to someone else.

Can also be spelled “Griswald” and be shortened to “Grizz.”

“Blue shell! Get absolutely Griswolded!”
“Damn man, Luigi really Grizzed us up.”

by Griswold Grizzington January 12, 2024