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going griswold

Decorating your house over the top while making your neighbors hate you.
Man did you see the Smith's house that guys going Griswold!
by Griswold29 December 1, 2013
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danny griswold

a young man with a jewfro even though he's not jewish. funny huh. hes a man with talent, and other shit i cant think of right now.... HES FUNNY AND AGODDAMNDORABLE!!! w3rd
danny griswold is the bee's knee's
by Grizzy1 July 19, 2006
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Rusty Griswold

When your girl is on her period and she tells you to take the backdoor but you slip it in the front to use the blood as lube before sticking it in the back, and when you pull out, your Griswold is all Rusty lookin' from blood and shit.
"Yo, I heard you through the wall last night. She sounds like a good ride."

- "Yeah man, we were throwing down all crazy and she said I'm bleeding so take it on the back. I didn't even think before I got a Rusty Griswold"
by Ragnaroks Hammer September 9, 2015
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Lazy Griswold

When someone decorates for Christmas by buying lots of large tacky items and then scattering them over their property to make it look like a ton of effort. Especially applicable to large numbers of inflatable decorations.
Have you seen Mike Bs house, thats a real Lazy Griswold
by Bush mick December 16, 2020
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Pulling a Griswold

The act of taking something that is going smoothly and according to plan, then intentionally sabotaging it for no other reason than to add chaos.
"I couldn't stop Kyle from pulling a Griswold at my Eagle Scout project last night"
"Oh no. What happened?"
"He spiked the ensure at the nursing home."
"That monster. And everything was going so smoothly."
by CIVY VORTAC September 11, 2016
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Griswald

A small pressure-triggered grenade, about the size of an AA battery. Can be hidden in foods like bread or soft fruits, which is why you NEVER eat in hostile territory.
Neil foolishly bit into the apple the shady stranger gave him, and a small explosion blew off the bottom of his face. A griswald was hidden in the apple.
by JAYN3 C0BB May 31, 2010
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Griswoldian Christmas Display

From the 'National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation' movie character, Clark Griswold and his overdone Christmas lights display.

Any obscenely over-the-top holiday lights display on someone's home. Often done in an insanely competitive, anti- "peace on Earth, goodwill towards men" desire to outdo and one-up the neighbors.
Jack: Dude, you're late for work again. And you've been looking like hell lately. What's up?

Shawn: I haven't had any sleep in days. My neighbor's Griswoldian Christmas display is so freakin' bright it's been keeping me up all night. AND it's draining so much power it caused a black out in my neighborhood last night, so my alarm clock didn't go off!
by Wasabi-Woman December 7, 2009
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