grinched

When a person who is unattractive inconcievably ends up dating someone who is significantly hotter, thereby unfairly removing him or her as a dating option.

Person 1: Wow, did you see that Brian's dating Sarah? She's waaaay out of his leauge.

Person 2: Yeah, I know, he totally grinched her!

by TMNS6789 September 27, 2011

BULL GRINCHED

1. Above-and-beyond PISSED at the "Holiday Season".

2. A Jew that won't say "Merry Christmas" and tells everyone.

3. To have an oversized blow-up Grinch in your office on Monday morning.

1. -"Matt started drinking at 10 A.M. today."
-"Yea, that Clown is Bull Grinched this year!"

2. -"You get that T.V. at Best Buy?"
-"No! That place is owned by a Bull Grinch!"

3. -"You guys see John's office?"
-"Yea! He got totaly Bull Grinched!"

by dobbertop December 12, 2006

grinchides

A person who tends to be very grumpy, due to a lack of sleep, and or taking naps are the most bizarre times. Mostly happens to teenagers, and gets worse as it develops. There is no real cure, besides to actually get some sleep. Grinchides can also happen when you get very sleepy at night, and the next morning/day you are very grumpy, annoying, and sometimes toxic. Not a real disease tho it should be treated as one. Can be contagious but very rare for that to happen.

"Stay away from Aiden, looks like he's got grinchides"

by xSashax January 12, 2022

Grinched

In sports, to be completely inept on defense, unable to stop even the simplest of plays.

USC's defense grinched that game away.

WTF?!?! 42 points and we grinched that into a loss?

by Kraken Rum November 5, 2023

Grinched

Used to declare that a situation is completely one-sided and already decided — either in total victory or total defeat; often said to taunt or mock an opponent.

Our entire squad got grinched in the final round — we didn’t even stand a chance.

by k9drredd June 6, 2025

grinchify

To portray or frame a person as hating Christmas.

“Just because I don’t like Christmas music doesn’t mean you have to grinchify me.”

by John Biggie Pork December 23, 2025

grinchify

To portray a person or a group of people as hating Christmas.

“Just because I don’t like Christmas music doesn’t mean you have to grinchify me.”

by John Biggie Pork December 23, 2025