gromphlamitator

Louie Cotter A.K.A the biggest drone of them all

Louie you're a gromphlamitator

by drkvnm October 11, 2022

Gladys Grimpen-Mire

Where’s Gladys?¿ No one knows. She could be with Michael at Chuck-E-Cheese, she could be pleasuring herself with a bubblegum flavoured ‘popsicle’ whilst watching little Kelly frolick, or she could be jumping on top the rooftops of the elderly home singing twinkle winkle little Kelz. She’s an astrological lesbian who howls once a full moon arises. She’s 69 and a very strong feminist. So watch out biotches she might bite <3 everything u want to b.

“What does your Gladys do for you on a Friday night??”

“What’s a Gladys”

“whatthefrig you don’t have a Gladys Grimpen-Mire are u diddling my widdle caroline?!1?!”
“Gladys follows me everywhere cuz I’m so loveable #consent #lol #buddies #cuddlebuds”

by astonishedastrology November 24, 2018

Gromph

A hug tackle. Very similar to glomp but with more emphasis and less rules on how to use it. Often used while chatting online, but also transferrable to real life.

Online:
Ray: *GROMPH*
Dante: haha thanks I needed that

Real life:
"Daaaamn, did you see Samantha gromph him? That shit was hawt as hayell!"

by dante-ray August 3, 2006

grimpale

Impaling posers, fags, and poserfags on something very very very very very very scary and unholy!

Impaling a necroslut or a necrovirgin anally (sodomizing)

I grimpaled that poserfag on an inverted cross!

by Morbid Thor December 30, 2004

Carlsbad Grimple

A sexual act involving injecting of heroin into the tip of a man's penis before being sexually serviced by thai prostitutes. The term was introduced by Samantha Bee on Comedy Central's daily show in her analysis of CIA chief Goss' departure from the CIA amid questions surrounding prostitutes and poker parties at the Watergate hotel.

Goss received a carlsbad grimple while attending a hooker party at the Watergate hotel in 2005

by Christian Buss August 30, 2008

Grimp

In the gaming world, a superior player. One who "Ownz". You are sure to be pwned by a Grimp (also see Grimped)

Damn that Grimp just pwned me again.

by G Rimp May 21, 2008

Grimshaw

Usually the first to the party and last to leave, insists that everyone has as much fun as he is which is achieved by his generosity of sharing alcohol and any other substances .

Great ( party ) last night ! Paul was playing snooker in his wifes (lacy knickers ) on like a true (grimshaw )

by Woody fluglebinder February 18, 2017