gramalkin 

the sexual intercourse position where the male is tied up and hung upside down while the female climbs on a ladder to reach the penis to insert in her vagaina lubricated with bengay

Example 1: dude, when I gramalkined my girlfirend last night, I passed out from all the blood rushing to my head!

Example 2: I would like to take her home and give her a gramalkin

gramalkin by Timthemooseman January 5, 2008

Grimalkin 

A cat with magical abilities.

Pretty sure that thing is a grimalkin.

Grimalkin by N. Grimalkin July 31, 2025

Grimbling 

To rub ones own excrement over the back of a horse before riding bareback for several hours then licking the beast clean. Always done whilst listening to a wide collection of indy and electro music (consisting almost entirely of unsigned and/or foreign bands), typically followed by a few hours of chronic moping/depression/masturbation in ones room.

As I opened the door an unpleasant stench rushed out on a gust of air. Inside the room sat only a dishevelled, underfed horse, its naked master and a stereo playing that hungarian album by Venetian Snares. I knew for sure that she had been the victim of a vicious grimbling.

Grimbling by Yet One More Guy January 11, 2009

grimeminister

when a chick is so butters you wouldnt touch her with a barge poll. it is also used after a night you would rather forget after you have been with a moist girl

also related to grimey

aaahhhh shes the grimeminister....

urgh man, look at that grimeminister...

look at beth, shes grimeminister...

grimeminister by R.I.P Tom Ridge August 13, 2009

Grimalding 

To forget your money or means of purchasing food, while putting your purchases on others tab.

Waiter - "Okay, your meal is $14.50"

Mike - "Oh shoot, left my wallet in the Cruiser', Dan, can you spot me this time?"

Dan - "Dammit Mike! You gotta stop grimalding me at lunch!"

Grimalding by Phantom Sock Puppets January 23, 2014

Grimening 

Something is grim or not looking/tasting/smelling etc very good.

Example: I look grimening today ugh!

Grimening by Gdefinethatword April 7, 2015

Grimlink 

A man covered in an enormous amount of hair.

That man is a grimlink.

Grimlink by Lilac00 July 18, 2019