David-Greying It

~David Grey is a musical artist that seemingly floats through the lyrics of his own songs.

~Making him a verb allows one to sing along with a song without actually knowing the words, in turn making it sound like you actually know the words.

"Hey dude, 'It's The End of the World As We Know It.' by REM is on. Are you going to sing all of the words?"
"Nah man, I'll just be David-Greying It a little."

by Clarr January 6, 2009

Greging

The act of playing Minecraft with the mod GregTech installed

"Dang bro, I was greging for a good 3 hours yesterday"

by sulfuric_acid_is_not_vodka March 11, 2023

Book Grieving

When a book causes you to grieve over its characters or content.

Friend 1: Can I stay here? I'm book grieving.

Friend 2: Not again. But yeah. Why are you 'book grieving' this time?

Friend 1: Alaska just died. And now I'm sad.

by Ruth Connors October 3, 2013

Horny Grieving

Being extremely horny typically from lack of sex and knowing that you’ll never be able to have sex again with your partner because they have passed away. This term is very close in relation to ‘Sad Horny’ as you might be horny and want to try to masturbate but the sheer idea of another person or your partner sends your spiraling into a crying panic attack. God forbid you get to lay a finger on yourself in an attempt to release some of these awful, pent up emotions because a slew of sexual memories flow into your head preventing you from getting it up.

Fuck I miss elijah bruh. We had the best sex ever and im utterly crushed i’ll never get dicked down againnnn. Im fucking Horny grieving right now all i can’t think about his thst mans poking me and i can’t even jerk tf off. help my balls hurt im so done. i miss my baby. LLE😪💔

by EJlikestoast February 8, 2023

Grieving Shoeman

When someone is grieving the loss of a loved one and while having sex uses his/her tears as lube.

After my Dad's funeral last night I gave that hot blonde a Grieving Shoeman.

by BNArmy March 31, 2009

Graving

An intense craving for gravy.

Most prevalent near Thanksgiving time.

"Man, good thing Thanksgiving dinner is tomorrow. I've been having wicked gravings all week.

by Unkle Tom January 5, 2011

Groving

To gush effusively about a spouse, lover, or girlfriend. Groving is most offensive when performed within earshot of others, but can also be carried out in private.

The most extreme form of groving occurs on social networking sites, where practitioners use status updates or public blogs to offensively profess undying love and devotion to their partners.

"Dude, did you see William totally groving his wife on Facebook the other day? He status was, 'William is glad is fine azzz wifey is feeling much better, she deserves it...'

"That's bad, but just before that he was all like, 'William is hoping his wife's tummy quits being a meanie!!' That's some pretty bad groving right there!

"I don't know if that's more nauseating groving than the one he posted where he said, 'William is madly in love with his PERFECT Wife and making love to her every hour in New Orleans!'"

by Governor Neil Diamond February 18, 2009