Fort Greely

Also known as the most miserable place on earth. Commonly found 6 miles south of Delta Juction, Alaska but has also been encountered in horrific nightmares.

We passed Fort Greely on our scenic drive through Alaska and knew that all hope was lost. Our car immediately proceeded to stall and bears savagely devoured my entire family.

by Greely Inhabitant January 27, 2009

Gretel

Gretel is a very shy person with a great personality. She is very self-centered and hates being alone. She is vey outgoing once you get to know her. She wants a person who will listen to her and will understand. She is the perfect lover, and once she has eyes for someone she makes that person her #1 priority

she’s SUCH a gretel
I want to be a gretel

by 🥺💕 July 10, 2019

Horace Greeley High School

Horace Greeley High school is a quiet woodlands high school with talented youngins of all walks of life. Here, knowledge is good. The children here have all mastered the recorder, which has been handed down to them in basic training during elementary school. If you were to go here, you would be greeted with a serenade of angel children playing the recorder. Sadly, beyond this fairy-angel world, lies a deep and dark ghetto, filled with gangsta's more dangerous than the world had ever seen! The school administration mainly ignores the gangsta's though, as the school leaders are too busy with assemblies about small things -- if someone gets a flat tire than we need an assembly to tell the school that it's the whole communities fault. Ten people died due to the gang violence last year, but the angel-nyphs keep it on the DL. There is also a massive statue of Horace Greeley located in the main quad. He is depicted planting the american flag in the ground while freeing the slaves. Overall the quiet woodlen heaven is a peaceful place where people can rest on the giant money bags which all have, due to their gangsta moves they acquired from the fairy-angel-nymphs

Dude: Yo gangsta! Where did u learn to get moneybags like that yo?!
Gangsta: Yo, some fairy-nymph's over at Horace Greeley High School taught me. Thats where i put my moneybags to sleep. I love those recorder-playing angels with their beautiful lullabies.
Dude: Yo gangsta! That sounds dope! I should move there!
Gangsta: Yes you should, because its also ranked as one of the top 100 schools in the country and one of the top 15 public schools. The education there will sure teach you the recorder well.

by Taste the Painbow March 11, 2011

Greel

Describes the unpleasant feeling when one's plans are cancelled after preparing to go out, or when one has spent an entire day indoors

Aww, my boyfriend/girlfriend cancelled on me; I'm so greel.

by kcb711 December 28, 2014

Grezel

An amazing lady, easy going, understanding, and definitely the most beautiful and coolest mom you'll ever have. Very supportive unlike the typical KJ moms. She will let you enjoy your teenage years but will also set boundaries for your own good as her child. Strong and independent, anything you'll ever ask for.

She's such a lucky girl to have a Grezel mom that always supports her and doesn't kill her potentials and nurtures her by letting her explore and enjoy stuff on her own.

by Thumbtaxx June 7, 2021

grueler

A person or couple (gruelers) who tries to push him/herself into a social scene that is beyond their status or out of their social norm - ending up taxing the whole party.

Also a person who tries too hard to be friends with a specific group of tight knit friends and does not fit in.

Justin: Yeah, I just got a new H2 after I got back from Whistler and it barely fits in the garage of my new 5 BR House in Stratville. You'd think they'd design garages bigger. You been to Jackson?

Regular: I've been out there, it's nice. Excuse me. (turning to regular chick) "what a freakin' grueler."

by T.K.F. March 5, 2008

Greeley, Colorado

A mid-sized college town in northern Colorado consisting mainly of hoodlums, Hispanics, and hipsters. The town smells obnoxiously of cow shit and remains devoid of all things fun. The only decent hang out spots are either shut down or riddled with the lamest kind of gangsters. The only two places to go to hang out include the local mall and the new-ish ice rink, both of which are quite disappointing and are now utilized mostly as a spot for drug-pedaling. In the sad excuse for a downtown, meth heads and stoners roam the streets both day and night. The town's only redeeming qualities remain the Stampede that comes around every Summer, and the fact that since there is a large population of Latinos, there is also a large abundance of kick-ass Mexican food. Overall, the town is boring and suckish with very few positive points.

Also commonly referred to as G-town or Greality .

Friend 1: Hey, where do you wanna go?
Friend 2: I don't know, we live in Greeley, Colorado, there's no where to go unless you're looking for pot.

by G-town Dweller May 6, 2011