Glenn Greenwald

A sex tape so graphic that it can corrode someone's reputation. The video is so graphic, it's hard to see this person the same way. Named after journalist Glenn Greenwald, whose tape leak corroded his journalistic reputation.

Do you think a lot of these politicians have a Glenn Greenwald? It would explain a lot.

by PsySlop May 31, 2025

Messi Greenwood

Teenage global phenomenon destined for greatness with his one club love. Nickname for the talented Mason Greenwood currently flying at Manchester United and bagging the spectacular goals.

Mason Greenwood's runs and explosive shot from around the box are very reminiscent of a young Lionel Messi.

Another unbelievable strike from Messi Greenwood today, lads.

by Benny XI July 9, 2020

Going to Greenland

A euphemism for committing suicide. Originates from the podcast "The Dick Show", because Greenland reportedly has the world's highest suicide rate. Can also be phrased as "buying a ticket to Greenland".

"I saw a video online of my fiance sucking cocaine off of a guy's dick at a party, and I'm thinking of going to Greenland."

by maddoxlost July 3, 2018

greencard moment

When u talk to someone that dont speak english right and u question if they have a greencrd or naw

Harris: i am 16 year old
Me:Are u having a greencard moment?

by TK Savage March 1, 2017

Greenland

A very powerful country. Has the ability to make you lose a game of Plague Inc.

My disease is spreading around the wor- fuck no, greenland closed it's port! GRRRRRR

by Gitarja August 26, 2020

greenwashing

when companies pretend to be environmentally friendly when in fact they are not.

Both are examples of "greenwashing".

- planting a tree to clear your conscience of your new carbon emitting SUV purchase.

- Kyoto accord, the theory of emissions credits, where a country may go over their limit, but instead of dealing with the issue they just buy the unused credits off of a country that has not used all of theirs.

by Pete @ Humber October 2, 2007

greentard

Someone who does everything, including the irrational, to be environmentally friendly. Like burning books so they don't need to cut down more trees. Walking across a forest to work so they don't need to use a car, and killing a squirrel's habitat in the process. And buying their anti-car protest placards from Wal-Mart, then drinking a Starbuck's coffee with totally unfair trade coffee shipped in diesel oil tankers 90000 miles to their little town, and then slapped with a made-in-china "fair trade" sticker so they think they're helping the environment.

Sara worked 30 hours at Mcdonald's last week so she could buy an enviro-friendly handbag from Wal-Mart! What a greentard!

by muntumbo mo klick December 9, 2008