greens

The first hit of marijuana when a fresh bowl is packed.

Do you want greens? You're the guest.

greens by The one and only Team Captain May 15, 2018

Greens

A tribe of feral, primitive and hostile dim-witted creatures that often march in groups like mindless zombies when attacking, usually under guidance of a leader who will attempt to brainwash them into servitude. They are extremely loud, one can hear them from a far distance, and their war cry resembles a few English words strung together and repeated continuously. Their instinct is to attack ferociously and with no legitimate cause. Prey of the greens will either be attempted to be enslaved or otherwise destroyed.

Greens do not endure most environments well for long periods of time and attempt to adjust said environments to fit their own natural standards, quite often poisoning the environments beforehand.

"what's that loud repetitive chanting noise?"
"the greens are on the hunt again. Run"

Greens by Pålitlig Kapten May 15, 2018