Green Goblin

When one is very intoxicated and having sex, pukes all over their mate - and keeps going.

"Dude we were so trashed last night, I gave her a green goblin."

"You puked on her and kept going??"

"Hell yeah. I wasn't about to stop!"

"Awsome."

by Dirty_B December 9, 2011

green goblin

A piece of your shit that happens to resemble the Green Goblin from spider man

You: "dude! i just had the biggest GREEN GOBLIN of my life!"
dude: "no way man?!?!? i just had the biggest spidey!"
you: wtf!

by shneeky shnake August 20, 2009

Green Goblin

it is similar to the blue waffle except it is green. usually discovered when the dude removes his condom and there is a green puss covering it. it is unclear to tell if a girl is the green goblin unless you have sex with her and you discover the green ooze.

did you here that Liv is the green goblin?

by Greypods February 13, 2015

Green Goblin Hunting

Using full (night before garbage collection) rolling green garbage cans launched at high speeds to cause severe vandalism to cars and property.

Good places for ripe goblins are - houses with baby toys in the yard (diapers), houses with lots of pets, painters houses,

Good places to deploy goblins are long road stretches with rich snoby people

How To - get 4 people in a fast 4 door car, ride around and grab 4 goblins with good wheels - VERY IMPORTANT!!!!, next roll the goblins beside the car with your hand holding the goblin and accellerate to roughly 80-90mph find your targets and let each person release their green goblin. Results will vary every time but the outcome is always the same, if the goblin impacts the taget gets fubared.

yo man, Andy went out to Bartlett in the civic green goblin hunting. I bet he made a mess out of a couple of Escalades

by Joel Bishop January 16, 2007

green goblin

ur doing a chick and then ur like hell no i want something tighter so you stick it up her nose and all the boogies are green so green goblin

man i want to green goblin that chick soooo badly

by chris fleisher January 17, 2008

Green Goblin

A person who loves sucking dick - Goblin' it down

Greg is such a green goblin, he has literally sucked everyone's dick

by Monkeyscrub November 1, 2021

The Green Goblin

when you are having sex with a girl that has a cold, have her sneeze in her hands then shove it up her vagina then bang her and pull out to find that your dicks green

My girlfriend was sick and gave me The Green Goblin

by JFK Franklin December 27, 2009