green monster 

a can of mountain dew, slammed appropriately

on Master Chief Mondays my buddy Mike and I slam green monsters to enhance our Covinant killing precision.

green monster by Ben "Dover" December 14, 2007

green monster 

Shoving a green dry erase marker up someone's ass leaving a scary green monster mark on their rectum.

Steve:"Hey guess what."
Matt:"What?"
Steve:"Green monster time!"
Matt:"Oh god! Not my rectum!OOOHHHH!NNOOOOOO! It's so scary!"

green monster by squall leonhart June 29, 2006

green monster 

the act of inhaling marijuana smoke from a blunt-like apparatus while simultaneously recieving oral sex from a woman

"Bobby failed that drug test."
"Yeah, I heard he was getting a green monster in his car."

green monster by H-Trashy May 13, 2010

Green monster 

Big green dildo

Daddy loves a green monster

Green monster by Boo big green beans June 13, 2019

Green Monster 

Green Monster is a name giving to a team leader/supervisor,that wears a green jacket within the work place.

Oh shit, the Green Monster is coming!

Green Monster by bluebitch69+ November 30, 2019

Green Monster 

2mg extended Relief Xanax Bar. Also called Hulk, gets its name from its green color and high dosage. 2mg is the highest dosage of Xanax. The print for green monsters is S 90 3, it this isnt imprinted on the bar dont take it. There is alternatively a white variation which is not extended relief.

"Mannnn those green monsters hit me hard, I popped like 6 of em and was foggy for a good minute."

Green Monster by OXCosmix January 1, 2021

Green Monster 

The act of shitting green diarrhea directly on another person's face for sexual gratification.

Oh man scully give me a green monster.

Green Monster by I am the green monster August 21, 2024