The "Green Bay Packers" are an American football team whose fans typically engage in revisionist history, drunken delusions and bizarre rituals of idolatry. Located in a largely ignored, economically desolate part of the state of Wisconsin, they provide a significant source of entertainment to the inebriate fans and their retarded offspring, sadly impaired by their parent's alchohol abuse. If you go to Wisconsin, you will find Packer fans who actually claim credit for several world titles before the creation of the league, or before the team name was even attached to Green Bay, or the state of Wisconsin, for that matter. They will not recall the 25- year period before 1992 when they made the league playoffs only twice, with a record of 1-2. They have also quickly forgotten that their star quarterback begged to be traded to the Minnesota Vikings before he was unceremoniously dumped by front office management on the troubled New York Jets. Wisconsin has the highest rates of alchoholism in the nation, and the highest concentration of Green Bay Packer fans as well. Coincidence? You decide...
An example of Packer fan hyperbole: "The Green Bay Packers have won 137 total titles" says the inebriate Packer fan, just before being placed in the Detox van.
by Furry Warmbath January 13, 2009
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by nick leidigh August 4, 2007
Get the green bay packers mug.1st off its 12 World Championships, Not nine Dumbass, 2nd the Packers were actually started in 1919 but because the NFL wasn't created and they changed owners from the Indian Packing Company to the Acme Packing company, that gets confused. They also were very similar to Notre Dame because they used to were blue and gold Uniforms like notre dame and then would were green and gold for special occations. Eventaully changing to green and gold permanatly. Sorry to every one who thought they were Green becuase of Green Bay. Idiots!
by David Buchner August 14, 2008
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Cowboys fans seem to think 5 super bowls is so fantastic and un-matched, but the Packers actually have 7 championships, 3 are superbowls, the remaining 4 were from before the superbowl was created. Also 3 of those 4 NFL Championships were consecutive. The Packers paved the way by winning not only the first superbowl, but the second as well. The Vikings claim to have the greatest fans in the world, but actually, the Pack has sold out every game for 23 straight years. People are even willing to go to jail for three months for a pair of season tickets. Brett Favre has never missed a start for over 12 years. He has recorded over 200 consecutive starts, not including playoffs. I was fortunate enough to see that game on my first ever trip to a Packer game, watching the Pack Enilate The Rams in sub-zero temp's. The pack has won their divison for three straight years, but due to a weakening secondary, that will probably end this year. Vince Lombardi, whom the Super Bowl trophy was named after, coached the Pack in the 50's. Unlike the "America's Team" Cowboys, the Pack still have consistantly make the playoffs. The Packers aren't owned by some rich-fuck owner, but by the city of Green Bay, everyone owns a piece of the Packers. When the Packers pick apart the Vikings in the NFC North, the Vikings fans just start to belt out some thing pathetic like this: "Wisconsan is have a hole bunch ov redneks."
Cowboys fans seem to think 5 super bowls is so fantastic and un-matched, but the Packers actually have 7 championships, 3 are superbowls, the remaining 4 were from before the superbowl was created. Also 3 of those 4 NFL Championships were consecutive. The Packers paved the way by winning not only the first superbowl, but the second as well. The Vikings claim to have the greatest fans in the world, but actually, the Pack has sold out every game for 23 straight years. People are even willing to go to jail for three months for a pair of season tickets. Brett Favre has never missed a start for over 12 years. He has recorded over 200 consecutive starts, not including playoffs. I was fortunate enough to see that game on my first ever trip to a Packer game, watching the Pack Enilate The Rams in sub-zero temp's. The pack has won their divison for three straight years, but due to a weakening secondary, that will probably end this year. Vince Lombardi, whom the Super Bowl trophy was named after, coached the Pack in the 50's. Unlike the "America's Team" Cowboys, the Pack still have consistantly make the playoffs. The Packers aren't owned by some rich-fuck owner, but by the city of Green Bay, everyone owns a piece of the Packers. When the Packers pick apart the Vikings in the NFC North, the Vikings fans just start to belt out some thing pathetic like this: "Wisconsan is have a hole bunch ov redneks."
cowboy fan: "Dude the 'boys are america's team"
Me: "Shut the fuck up you known-nothing loser, the Pack is America's Team!"
Vikings Fan: "Randy Moss Randy Moss PURPLE PRIDE"
Me: "Oh wow you <had> a crack-head interity-lacking loser reciever, oh but now he's in Oakland, what do you have now? Besides, purple is a gay color anyways. Oh yeah I forgot you "true outdoorsman" minnesotians play indoors like a couple of fucking pussies."
Bears fan: "Walter Peyton, sweetness."
Me: "Wow."
Me: "Shut the fuck up you known-nothing loser, the Pack is America's Team!"
Vikings Fan: "Randy Moss Randy Moss PURPLE PRIDE"
Me: "Oh wow you <had> a crack-head interity-lacking loser reciever, oh but now he's in Oakland, what do you have now? Besides, purple is a gay color anyways. Oh yeah I forgot you "true outdoorsman" minnesotians play indoors like a couple of fucking pussies."
Bears fan: "Walter Peyton, sweetness."
Me: "Wow."
by Rice Hater December 11, 2006
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sorry Bears fans, you guys had your chance last year, but now, you'll be lucky to go .500, and to the person who said we wouldn't get 5 wins, we did, and you guys will be lucky if you do . . go on and keep trash talkign the packers, we all know its just because you wish you were us, and wish you had the .. THE .. greatest QB of all time, brett favre, instead of your wrecks glassman and brian griese
sorry Bears fans, you guys had your chance last year, but now, you'll be lucky to go .500, and to the person who said we wouldn't get 5 wins, we did, and you guys will be lucky if you do . . go on and keep trash talkign the packers, we all know its just because you wish you were us, and wish you had the .. THE .. greatest QB of all time, brett favre, instead of your wrecks glassman and brian griese
no example needed for the green bay packers, open a sports history book, see how many wins we have, how many titles we have, look at the newspaper .. we're 5 - 1 right now
by Zellnerz November 9, 2007
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