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season's greedings

In the Christmas/Holiday season, any greeting whose sole instrumental purpose is a financial transaction.

When an employee of a retail establishment greets a shopper in the fourth quarter of the fiscal year-- though in particular, beginning on Black Friday.
CLERK: "Season's Greedings, Ma'am."
SHOPPER: "Thanks, and Happy Holidays to you, too. Do you accept American Express?"

'Merry Christmas' and 'Happy Holidays' are the most common season's greedings.
by Neologian-PJG December 25, 2011
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greenblings

The best BROTP to ever exist that consists of COMPLETELY PLATONIC Shin Tsukimi and Kanna Kizuchi. Also they’re the best YTTD characters so ya know (it also sometimes has Kugie 😱)
“Hey do you like greenblings?”
Yeah I do!!!!!!”
*intense make-out session*
by HelpIvFallenAnd ICantGetUp August 29, 2021
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Greenlight

An act of Giving the go-ahead to have someone's ass whooped.
Tim stole Debbie's stash from the drawer when she let him crash on the couch for the night, so her brother Dave called a greenlight on Tim.
by Stealyoface April 9, 2016
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greenlight

Mary gave me the greenlight to enter from behind.
by Johnny West January 31, 2008
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greening out

Involves constant throwing up and feeling extreme nausea and dizzyness for the rest of the night, possibly with continued vomiting later on. In more extreme cases, the person in question may experience hallucinations.

Occurs when someone smokes a lot of marijuana in a short period of time. Common amongst those who want to prove their masculinity somehow by smoking large amounts, usually through peer pressure.

Usually ruins the night for everyone else, as it means they must look after them and take them home. So people who green out often aren't very popular with the rest of the dope heads.
Person 1 : "Wheres he going? Oh no, he's greening out."
Person 2 : "For fucks sake, not again."
by OiOiBoy July 1, 2006
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Greetings

1. A way of saying hello.
Greetings, friend!
by DaUltimateMemelord May 31, 2018
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Greetings

Used by many beings, including aliens and abnormal people. Used to say hello, while confusing the other person, normally into silence.
-Greetings
-WTF?

-Greetings
-and you are?
by Dragon MkII July 24, 2004
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