grandmasexual

A person primarily sexually interested in grandmothers or senior citizens in general.

"You caught Nick Nolte in that retirement community? Doin' WHAT? Homeboy's a grandmasexual!"

by The Decider/Definer/Defiler March 24, 2010

grandmas butthole

A meme page on instagram that posts memes and has over 1 million followers. Extreeme Gay style

Have you seen that meme about egg?

Yea it was posted by grandmas butthole

by Hegg December 7, 2017

Grandomastery

Grandomastery is the art of going through several randomized tasks in a creative, unfailing, and cohesive manner.

The man is a real grandomaster - if he had had the slightest interest in football, he would have made a great football commentator with his stunning grandomastery skills.

by Grandomastery October 17, 2021

grandmas kisses

the greatest and funniest edit of Spongebob
Squarepants in the world. if you do not see it you will live the rest of your life in shame and dishonor

"I gotta boner!"
"Grandmas Asscheeks"
"My wang is as hard as a prosthetic leg."
"Grandmas kisses"

by Lolaws December 18, 2008

grandstander

Someone who says outrageous things or performs attention seeking acts, to win an argument or to appear to be superior, would be a grandstander

Donald Trump called James Comey a grandstander and said it was a reason for firing him.

by Denekawa May 11, 2017

Grandmaster Jonathan Makiling Abaya

Grandmaster Jonathan Makiling Abaya is the founder and originator of Jendo Filipino Martial Arts based on his own concept and principles called - "Tri-Force" or the "Tatlong Lakas".

Grandmaster Jonathan Makiling Abaya founded Jendo in Mandaluyong City in 1973.

by Teresita I. Biscaro April 7, 2008

Grandmaster

A chess player of the highest caliber and greatest skill. Only the strongest of professional chess players, typically having a FIDE rating of 2600 and above. A vary prestigious and rare occurrence, only 400 or so living in the world. The United States Champion would be a Grandmaster.

The state champion at age 13, Daniel was touted as a possible future Grandmaster.

He beat everyone in the city with ease, but was demolished when he finally played a real Grandmaster.

by Schweinsberg July 26, 2004