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Grandama Canal

This term is used to describe when one is having unlubricated sexual intercourse with their grandmother, but the hard penis is too sturdy for the grandmother’s saggy and dry vagina to handle, thus ripping the walls off of the vagina like paper and the blood pools and fills up the vagina, imitating the water in the Panama Canal.
Person #1: Hey bud, how was your grandmother yesterday?

Person #2: Not too good, I created a Grandama Canal and she had to go the the gynecologist.
by theguyinwalmart January 7, 2018
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grandmammy

Grandma what would you do if I called you “grandmammy”
by Theee kinggg June 26, 2021
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Grandpa (slav man)

Grandpa (slav man) is just a guy named Job that has his own claims in the Strider PF Discord server. He sometimes acts like one but mostly gets out of the server roleplay to talk about anything.
Grandpa (slav man) is just an average Strider Enjoyer.
by jobtheword February 10, 2022
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Grandpama

My dad decided to run off and be a drag queen and waited for me to have a kid to come back so he could be its grandpama.
by Gisian February 15, 2014
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ur grandmam a pan

An insult so powerful that anyone who hears it instantly explodes. You should not use this insult unless you are evil and like exploding people
Person 1: lololol ur grandpap a trap rawr xD
Person 2: lmao well ur grandmam a pan
Person 1: *explodes*
Everyone in the building: *explodes*
Person 2: what the fuck
The grim reaper: you have blood on your hands
by Pappy 6969 May 23, 2018
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Grandmama

Grandmama is used for people who are wayyyy to posh
Friend: my grandmama is coming over for tea tonight

You: damn man your so posh
by Urmummm123 December 30, 2021
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Grandmama

My Grandmama was the Mona Lisa.
by CrabbyChicken April 20, 2022
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