Skip to main content

Grandad dribbles

"Grandad dribbles" is the term used to describe when one does not shake their penis a sufficient amount of times after urinating, resulting in urine dribbling from the penis and down the individual's leg.
1. Yo man I just had the worst grandad dribbles!
2. You should of shaken more, bro.
by daveWORST February 20, 2011
mugGet the Grandad dribbles mug.

ur grandad lesbonad

Worse that ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, and ur granny tranny all combined.
Ur grandad lesbonad: can be used as a roast capable of inhialating entire solar systems and galaxies.

For example.

Friend: "ur granny tranny"

Me: "ur grandad lesbonad"

Friend: *implodes into a black hole, swallowing the entire planet along with the entire solar system leaving only me to endlessly screech on victory*

Me: (Is all alone now) REEEEEEEE
by The_meme_vult42091169 March 15, 2018
mugGet the ur grandad lesbonad mug.

grandads greenhouse

Weed that isn't weed-chemicalised shit
"Some total wank stain tryed to flog me some grandads greenhouse the other day"
"Isit"
by Lemonsisere February 3, 2008
mugGet the grandads greenhouse mug.

Bald grandad

The most legend grandad out her.not only are they LEGENDARY but they have a shiny,clean bald head. They are funny and bald and the rarest of these bald Grandad spend 2-3 hours in superdry. Anyway blad grandad are legends.
Hey bald grandad where would you like to go
Let's go to superdry.
by Doornobs October 16, 2020
mugGet the Bald grandad mug.

grandzaddy

A grandpa that also happens to be a dime piece.
Damn, he's fine for an older man, hey Grandzaddy!
by Reinaaa September 30, 2017
mugGet the grandzaddy mug.

grandads pudding

the process of preparing corn beef hash (corn beef with mash potato) then applying it to a big pair of your girlfriends big knickers/panties/apple catchers. she then wears them for the whole day, until the evening meal. you then take her knickers and eat the hash for your supper! yummy!
i ate my grandads pudding from my girlfriends knickers while watching blockbusters
by eggy_001 May 2, 2009
mugGet the grandads pudding mug.

Grandad Neck

An old fashioned shirt, for men, without the collar, a t-shirt with buttons, particularly popular in great Britian (July 2009) amongst men, teen and pre-teen boys.
Wow, Nice grandad neck Tom
by Oven Glove Avenger July 24, 2009
mugGet the Grandad Neck mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email