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grammer nazi 

Someone who takes every opportunity to correct someone on their grammar, even though they themselves don't know how to spell "grammar." See also hypocrite.
Impostor: Hey guys, don't you know the difference between your and you're? I'm such a grammer nazi.

Sane guy: Wow, you have no idea how stupid you sound.

grammer nazzi 

A person who attempts to correct another's English and does so incorrectly.
Person one: Your face!
Grammer Nazzi: *you're
Person 1: LOL
grammer nazzi by Victoria1255 June 28, 2012

grammersow

That grammersow's a geet licker (That woodlouse is larger than average)
grammersow by Martin Chapple October 25, 2008

grammeurysm 

an aneurysm instigated by another person using atrocious grammar
"Which door do I exit from?"
"People who end sentences with prepositions give me a grammeurysm."
grammeurysm by elazar October 31, 2012

kth grammer rule 

A southern grammer rule in certain dialects when you say something that ends with a hard k sound followed by a word starting with Th the th is rendered unnecessary due to a resonance that can occur in some,regions. Caused by the deep twang of the dialect
Using the kth grammer rule to. Direct some one one May sayHey dont do it like 'at try doing it like 'is here

correcter grammer 

correcter gramer is grammer thatis correcter
you = yuo
your = yrou
you're = yro'ue
contractions = both words without a space (doesn't = doesnot, won't = willnot) (doesnot include yro'ue)
13 = thirteen
every sentence is in lowercase (with some exceptions for specific names with uppercase characters in the middle)
punctuation outside of commas are rarely utilized
two word verbose insults are common (deluded fool, repulsive heathen, innocent fledgling)
profanity is rarely utilized
no = nno
yes = yyes
what the fuck = wgat vcr cfkc (or any semblance of the phrase with smashed keys)
rarely utilize abirritations, instead calling them by their full name
innocent fledgling: are you braindead?
personal shield generator: itis correcter grammer
innocenter fledgling: wtf is that???
personal shield generator: deluded fool