…and there you have giraffes!

An “oh well” type response to when another person cannot figure out the answer to a completely simple response to what seems like a complicated question, that in turn must be clarified by the enquirer in the final outcome. Resulting in this phrase.

Enquirer: Do you know the sound a giraffe makes?
Answerer: remains quiet and confused
Enquirer: That’s okay, I looked it up, and it said, a low-bleeting sound, kind of like a sheep. Ready to try it?
Answerer: BAAAA
Enquirer: …and there you have giraffes!

by Elektrckevin September 23, 2021

gaffes

Something Joe Biden does I think? Wait what was I saying? . No wonder, it don’t make sense and it’s not on UrbanDictionary

Gaffes - Turn on your tv tonight wait wait I mean your record player tape.. I was thinking in my head... horse face pony butt! What I’m trying to say... wait what

by DjSniper_ June 13, 2020

Graffer

A graffer is a person who tags or writes up usually on walls and public transport and dress's pretty poorly generaly with adidas or nike hoodies and track pants.

Hates other graffers who slash them.

Also a (metro)s biggest enemy.

1)Graffer: Look at that fucking metro cunt lets go bash the shit out of him.

2)Graffer: Did you slash my tag you cunt your fucking fucked

by linkboy February 1, 2009

Graffer

Someone who regularly does public graffiti and has their own word. They often dress "seedy" wearing nike and adidas gear, polo shirts and swish-swish or tracky pants. Sterotypically they hate metros and most smoke, rack (steal) and do drugs.

Graffer #1: "ay bro lets go bomb that roof we saw in gozzy."

Graffer #2: "Oh yer sik, we can go smash them fucking gozzy metros too."

by un-graffer May 25, 2009

Graffers

A creature who is generally awesome at all things and down right loves puns. Fabulous taste in music, though has an oddly overbearing love for country. Enjoys vanilla ice cream and ALWAYS has a stash of SweeTarts. Due to the creature's many skills, the Graffers is left with an enormous ego. Though he contains it quite well. A Graffers is also often known to be a hopeless romantic. Watch out for this, should you encounter one in the wild! Though if you're not incredibly intelligent and nerdy, you need not worry. One can usually always find a Graffers at a computer stomping in various online games, playing tennis or doing an art project. A Graffers is fabulous at cheering their friends up and being there to listen. Could also be referred to as an Adorable Douchebag. And often mistaken for a Giraffers.

You are the most awesome, Man! You're like a Graffers!

by Lyssadaisy September 9, 2012

Graffer

Bryce O'Connor

Police:Get in the Paddy Wagon
Bryce the Graffer: just let me finish this tag.

by uifygdsfyufydsuf August 19, 2009

Giraffesaurus

A Giraffe thats a dinosaur. Their rare and only in some epic zoos. made up creature that would kick some a$$.

Whoa is that a giraffe? No that's a Giraffesaurus.

by Logenl1 August 7, 2011