a person of complete and total awesomeness; a person that is far beyond awesome; a person that will burn your eyeballs out of your head if you look at them too long because they are so awesome; everyone longs to be a Gottemoller, but few succeed.
girl 1: Is that Rebecca Black?!?! She is so awesome!!!!
girl 2: yeah, she is such a Gottemoller.
girl 3: Are you kidding me? no shes not! Billy Mays is!!!!!!!!!!!!!
girl 1 and 2: wow. that is so true. i never realized that. that must mean you are a Gottemoller also. *bow*
girl 2: yeah, she is such a Gottemoller.
girl 3: Are you kidding me? no shes not! Billy Mays is!!!!!!!!!!!!!
girl 1 and 2: wow. that is so true. i never realized that. that must mean you are a Gottemoller also. *bow*
by Captain Awesome II December 19, 2011
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When prank, joke or the like is completed successfully, properly baiting that lad, one may exclaim 'GOTEEM' to indicate they have 'got em good'.
Ed: Hey man, you going to Saw Con this year?
Eddy: Uhh, what's Saw Con?
Ed: Saw Con deez NUTS! Goteem!
Eddy: Aw NO! You got me!
Eddy: Uhh, what's Saw Con?
Ed: Saw Con deez NUTS! Goteem!
Eddy: Aw NO! You got me!
by authentic_ryan August 5, 2018
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A level of awesome that is not easily attained. Men and women are born with this epic title, however, to be born with it you must be it, and that is a rare thing to be.
However, if a Gooseman male proposes to the girl of his choosing, she too, becomes Gooseman, and they go and create gooselings, thus, to be born with it. A female born with it will always have it. The title can also be given if a Gooseman deems you honorably awesome. This is a rare occurance.
Beware of false Gooseman, people who were born with it, but have turned away from their awesomeness. They cannot be trusted.
Common traits of a real Gooseman.
Red hair or beard. Enjoys fine tobacco and literature. Philosophical and embraces their Anglo-Saxon/Irish/Scottish heritage.
"That man is so Gooseman."
A level of awesome that is not easily attained. Men and women are born with this epic title, however, to be born with it you must be it, and that is a rare thing to be.
However, if a Gooseman male proposes to the girl of his choosing, she too, becomes Gooseman, and they go and create gooselings, thus, to be born with it. A female born with it will always have it. The title can also be given if a Gooseman deems you honorably awesome. This is a rare occurance.
Beware of false Gooseman, people who were born with it, but have turned away from their awesomeness. They cannot be trusted.
Common traits of a real Gooseman.
Red hair or beard. Enjoys fine tobacco and literature. Philosophical and embraces their Anglo-Saxon/Irish/Scottish heritage.
"That man is so Gooseman."
"Holy Shit, that Alex kid is so Gooseman!" "Gooseman approves, you two should get married and have gooselings, make the world a better place for awesome."
"That guy over there? Is he Gooseman? I can't tell?"
"No, he was, but he has fallen away from awesome, however, that man over there has had The title given to him." "Wow he must be awesome."
"That guy over there? Is he Gooseman? I can't tell?"
"No, he was, but he has fallen away from awesome, however, that man over there has had The title given to him." "Wow he must be awesome."
by AGooseman January 6, 2014
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