1. An annoying character from that TV show Lizzie McGuire aka David Gordon.

2. A nickname for people who have Gordon as their first or last name.
Gordo has a bad haircut.
by Kevin July 26, 2004
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One of the coolest motherfuckers on the planet. A Gordo is very hot, and extremely funny man with enough power to rule the world. Kind, entertaining and empathetic, having a Gordo around is what the body needs.
Damn, look at that guy, he is obviously a Gordo. I wish I had a Gordo in my life
by Gordosha November 9, 2007
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A Gordo is pulling an all night drinking fest, waking up next to a hot chick, turning up to the football match late and then getting sent off for vomitting on the ref.
Dave 'Hey you out tonight?'
Bill 'Depends, last week i pulled a Gordo'
by beavis halfwit February 10, 2010
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The first person totally sloshed/drunk/wasted/crunk at a party, usually often before most people have even begun getting wasted. The "gordo" is generally the life of the party.
Hey guys, Jake is the new gordo!
Jake: Im not gordo!
everyone: hey gordo!!!
Jake: whos gordo!!!
everyone: YOU!!
by switchblade1992 July 10, 2009
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To get Hammered or to Loose ones patience with persons or situations
I'm about to go Gordo on your a**

I got Gordo'd last night man
by fellow co-worker September 15, 2009
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someone who masterbates to foot porn, also someone with no friends
Last night dan pulled a gordo to mimi from drew carey's feet
by nick December 13, 2004
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