Goobert

A Goobert is sexy and cute and cuddly and he is so playful and happy and can always find something to do or occupy himself. He does not like french fries or lettuce and will pick the meat out of a whole hamburger. A Goobert is usually very short and stocky with an under bite and very sexy lips. His penis is most likely, fuzzy and balls are always big. His face and ears make him look like a bat, you might think him to be a secret under cover super hero. A Goobert is mainly carnivorous and will not take anything butt. A Goobert will always be happy and excited to see you by shaking his entire body. Some may say that a Goobert looks like a moo or a (cow).He is kind of gay but that's okay because he doesn't even know it he just a pupple-up. A Goobert is always happy. A Goobert is usually very silky and sexy and handsome. He gives licks. And will warm up and nuzzle up to your body at night cuz he loves you. He usually likes to chill or take his g naps in a pup cave or under a bunch of blankets, the more the blankets the better.

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by GoobertPupLandServiceHole September 24, 2013

Goonberries

Fruit snacks of any variety

Friend: Tha Fuck you got ta eat in this bitch nigga?!
Friend: I got some chips & a box of Goonberries

by Majin Kakkarot January 25, 2008

Goobert

A pederast who gets into all kinds of zany and wacky trouble with the law.

That person is such a goobert, he pederized my child.

by Chris Crowbody March 2, 2008

goobertegga

A super hot dude that has a good buzz cut side profile and is a good school dude and get so many girls with so much rizzz

I wish I was a goobertegga!!

by Berxy June 13, 2022

Goobert

Nickname for your friend, Gilbert, who is frequently a goober.

Goobert is going ham right now.

by Kaelynn.st January 28, 2023

goobertastic

goobertastic is a feeling. it describes being in an amazing mood, and enjoying your day quite a goobin amount.

"How are you feeling today?"

"Im feeling goobertastic!!"

by s1naronies April 21, 2023

Goonberry

An absolute goon of a berry. Goon in the sense that like the joker sets his goons on batman. Kind of like that

That's a nice Goonberry

by goonbberyy September 11, 2023