A goon is best defined as a person taking part in activities such as jumping, yelling and imitated sexual acts. Goons often commit these atrocities in public and bring embarrassment to themselves and others. Other characteristics of goons include excessive genitalia exposure, over-excitement concerning video games, and friendly relationships with parents, occasionally to the point of desired intimate contact. You can accurately distinguish a goon from a normal person by their laugh as well as their indifference to the apparent disgust surrounding them.
Goon: Lets Play HALO!
Goons: YEA! At your house though, b/c your mom is HOT!
Goon: Get HER!
GWNALINE : HELP MEEE
Goon: EE EE EE EE
Goon: *teabags sleeping friend
Goons: YEA! At your house though, b/c your mom is HOT!
Goon: Get HER!
GWNALINE : HELP MEEE
Goon: EE EE EE EE
Goon: *teabags sleeping friend
by xXSCUMXx September 15, 2009
by Hammock Sways October 05, 2011
a) The groups of goons, goblins and gremlins went out, while Ben Sed was stuck at home watching Sammy and Raphi.
b) The goons were challenged by the group of goblins led by Jacob Tal, but were obviously no match
b) The goons were challenged by the group of goblins led by Jacob Tal, but were obviously no match
by GoonzToGoblinz January 03, 2011
Someone who is silly/goofy and just acts out of the norm. Usually associated with shorter girls of Latin decent. Also the term was coined by A.J. Kelly a dashing gentlemen of the highest class and swag.
by Swagmaster Flash420 December 18, 2013
Unskilled, socially outcast worker employed to collect TV licence revenue on behalf of the BBC, who then use it to fund overpaid executives and sexually-deviant talent. Paid the minimum wage and relies heavily on commission earned selling TV licences. Likes to pretend they are an "officer" on official Government business, but TV Licensing goons are actually privately employed by a company called Capita. TV Licensing goons are undesirable visitors, having no more visiting rights than a pikey selling low-cost electrical goods.
I told that TV Licensing goon to fuck right off, because I don't watch any TV programmes.
My mate Kev is such a thick cunt he'd struggle even to get a job as a TV Licensing goon.
My mate Kev is such a thick cunt he'd struggle even to get a job as a TV Licensing goon.
by Goonhilde's Gynaecologist July 31, 2013
Goon is an alcoholic beverage which is widely consumed in Australia. Goon is cheap wine that usually costs between $8 -$30 for 4 litres, and comes in a cardboard box (cask). The is wine kept inside by a plastic foil lined bag. This bag is the pinnacle of drinking paraphernalia in Australian culture, up with the Beer Bong and Yard Glass. Consumers of Goon often mix it with other alcohols or mixers to improve the taste or make it more potent (more so, potency). After the cask has been consumed, the cardboard box is discarded, leaving the bag as a very functional pillow (the decanting valve in the bag is surprisingly air tight), or a trophy signifying an iron stomach. Used bags can be found in parks, road sides, McDonalds car parks, inside tray backs of Utes and in garden beds, often where the patron had a nap to wear off the effects. The signature game of the Wine Cask is Goon Of Fortune. The bag (or bags, depending on how keen the partygoers are) is traditionally pegged to a Hills Hoist clothesline, and spun around. Players are required to take a swig if the bag stops in front of them. Those left standing are considered the winners!
Oi Wazza! Did you remember to pick up the goon from the Bottleo? I've oiled the clothesline and there's no bindi-eyes behind the shed!
by Kryten_2X4B_523P March 16, 2016