Reverse gogurt

Before you ejaculate you squeeze the tip of your dick so nothing comes out, then you slide your fingers down your urethra as if it were a yogurt tube.

Dude I can’t fucking walk after I tried a reverse gogurt.

by Medium pipe matt November 16, 2018

Gogurting

The act of slurping up man yogurt from a condom just like a gogurt, sliding your finger from the bottom to the top till maximum slurpage is achieved.

I was craving some gogurt the other day, but I didn't have any, but I did have a nut waiting to be busted and a rubber, so later that day I was totally gogurting that shit.

by Mang Gaiuy September 5, 2013

Throat Gogurt

Male ejaculate. Very similar to throat yogurt, but for on-the-go!

Husband: "Hey honey, you want some Throat Gogurt to snack on while we drive?"
Wife: "Yes."

by Katow-Jo May 27, 2009

Gogurt

When a guy fills his foreskin with yogurt, making it into a living Gogurt. Making a snack for a girl, while also requiring her to both suck and pull to get it all out.

I couldn’t get my girl to blow me, until I made her a Gogurt. Bitches love Gogurt.

by tak7871 July 27, 2019

Gogurt Legs

Teenager's version of cellulite.
When teen girls think they have cellulite but are only developing Gogurt legs...Just being self conscious.

Girl, "Gosh, i'm so fat and the back of my legs have so much cellulite."

Mom, "NO. Your 14 year old legs are Gogurt Legs. I have 2% fat cottage cheese cellulite on my 42 year old legs."

by AMAZINGCHICHA! April 5, 2010

gogurt

A yogurt that can only be consumed by squeezing it through a tube on a skateboard.

Yo doodz dis Gogurt is xtreme.

by Source August 7, 2003

Gogurtting

When a girl puts her mouth on the tip of a dick, and strokes the dick until it cums, similar to getting the yogurt out of a Gogurt.

Guy 1: what happened with you and that girl last night?
Guy 2: she was gogurtting me

by a camel August 14, 2015