gonzo

abbreviation/slang for gonorrhea

I had to end it with Tracy when I woke up with gonzo.

by Gravy Spank August 21, 2009

Gonzo

Blue, large-nosed (beaked?) muppet. Also a nickname for Luis Gonzalez of the Diamondbacks.

Gonzo was in Muppet Treasure Island, the only muppet movie that I ever saw.

by Diggity Monkeez May 22, 2005

Gonzo

Pronunciation: gon-zoh

1. Bizarre (adjective)

2. Freewheeling or unconventional, especially to the point of outrageousness (adjective)

3. Idiosyncraqtically subject by engage <gonzo journalism> (adjective)

4. A blue weird from outer space, generally silly in nature (noun)

5. A playful nickname that is given to anyone with the last name Gonzalez (noun)

That was some real Gonzo shit.

Hey Gonzo, come over here.

by seg1984 September 26, 2010

Gonzos

The act of being wrecked, wasted, or fucked up from alcohol or drugs. Blackout.

He was gonzos by 9pm

by bhall2010 April 18, 2010

gonzo

adj. fucking awesome, Sweet, excellent. Background Unknown.
Perhaps Italian, simpleton (perhaps short for Borgonzone Burgundian), or Spanish ganso, dullard, goose (of Germanic origin)

dazza that ute you just bought is fucking gonzo mate!

by eggo August 6, 2004

The Gonzo

You place your balls in the eye sockets of a person and lay your dick over their nose so they resemble Gonzo from Jim Henson's muppets.

I gave Charles the Gonzo last night and he still has my taint smear on his forehead.

by Tobe Pierce August 5, 2008

gonzo

The act of removing your penis (and testicles, if you wish) and resting it/them on the face of a sleeping person so it looks like they have a long nose (the penis) that Gonzo from the Muppets had

That one guy passed out at the party and I gave him a gonzo.

by poo February 24, 2003