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goner

term for a girl that's so ugly, disgusting, bitchy, repulsive, etc. that she makes guys' boners go away. synonym for boner shrinker.
Lara: "Did you see Kim in her flesh-colored one piece last night?"

Ella: "Oh yeah. She looked like she had just climbed out of the swamp. No guy would ever touch that."

Lara: "That girl is SUCH a goner."
by lgolebie October 11, 2011
mugGet the gonermug.

goner

Alex: Jim got a huge goner while playing Gears last night
Dean: man thats hilarious!
by TheMillionthMan November 7, 2009
mugGet the gonermug.

goner

a boner resulting from sexual attraction from same sex...simply, a gay boner
George Bush gets raging goners everytime he watches Bill O'Reilly
by heezy420 September 3, 2010
mugGet the gonermug.

goner

When your boner goes away after looking at a guy.
Wow, I just got a big goner!
by Niles Keller March 1, 2007
mugGet the gonermug.

goner

An inanimate statement, assumption, or interpretation acknowledged as to be completely "ridiculous" yet equally intelligent because of the perception of something great that's not really there.
The sidewalk flavored Daniel Larusso's bicuspid syrup (the goner) was great on my potatoes.

Frisbee divided by ' for crunches' equals a squirrel's dream's lockerroom high five.
by Cool Jimmy Beans August 6, 2011
mugGet the gonermug.

Nuts Goner

Nuts Goner .1 (Nùtß Gønñir)
n.
1. The combination of mental characteristics, appearance, and behavior that distinguishes a person (Usually an illustrated character) from non-Nuts Goners.
2. A series of questions or problems, or physical responses designed to determine wether someone lost their nuts.

Originally started by a user named "ethian" on the YoYo games Game Maker Community forms
and is now a wide topic among the Community.
There is no direct way of putting "Nuts Goner" into a sentance but here is a quote from Ethian.

"A "Nuts Goner", as i always define it more than people, is a male character that has certain physical and psicological content that feel me ansiety that, feeling it on this way, i feel i like to feel...
It's a certain type of character that should be featured on games that feels like a family friendly animated adventure movie like Undertale..."
by EvaCoon October 3, 2018
mugGet the Nuts Gonermug.

grapevine goner

A guy who is shunned by the girl network for kissing and telling.
Girl #1: Why did you turn down that date with Tom?

Girl #2: Are you crazy? After he told the whole pub the details of his night in bed with Natalie, he's a grapevine goner!
by mynah1 March 19, 2009
mugGet the grapevine gonermug.

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