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goal hanging

Usually observed in any soccer match where no offside rule is in force, goal hanging is the act of standing as close to the goal line as possible in order to bash in any cheap rebounds.

Players who spend their time goal hanging can be referred to as cheesy dompers
Player A: "Aww fucking hell, Nigel's scored another one"

Player B: "He's fucking goal hanging, that's why"
by professorrev July 30, 2009
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Gohan

World's strongest bookworm.
PERFECT CELL: So, the biggest, most important fight of my life walks away, and sends in the world's strongest bookworm! Fine, Goku, I'll play along with this little joke. But I want you to know - while I'm busy pounding Gohan... I'll be thinking of you the entire time.
by Hearshotkid_2113 August 16, 2018
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Ghala

She is that girl that always falls into situations that are not going to envy her for. She is that girl that acts like she does not care but in the end is heart broken. She is a sweet person with a sweet heart and will be your friend forever if you were worth having a friends that good. She is always faithful and will never question your relationship. She has a lot on her mind but she always makes the right decision. I love you ghala
"My best friend is ghala and she is the best person that ever laid foot on the earth"
"Wow you are lucky to have her!"
by Sarauseless January 18, 2020
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Goalpost Shifter

The worst type of Nintendo bootlicker who defends their multi-million dollar company when :
1. There's a criticism of Nintendo when they shut down fan stuff borrowing their IPs.
2. There's a criticism from fanboys of rival consoles.
3. They lose an argument, some of them start mocking their colloquist at this point.
Here we go there's a Goalpost Shifter under a Twitter post criticising Nintendo shutting down Youtubers who upload their OSTs.
by Shiine-1 February 2, 2022
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Couple Goals

"That" couple that has it all. Non-stop laughter, cute AF and you just know they've got a bangin sex life.
Did you see their latest YouTube video where Rose scores goals to see Rosie's boobs? Rose and Rosie are couple goals AF.
by MingerSquare April 12, 2017
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gohilajit

a weird ass peedo who likes to show his small dick to people, he has 2 wives but at 11pm it’s time to ft the galllsssss.

we all know his fav wife is amber but his indian wife do be koinda smexc. arun amber’s main g likes to catfish gohilajit and gohilajit thinks arun is vvv smexy. carengine likes to talk to gohilajit and sometimes he’s her best friend. Mikhail likes to talk to gohilajit in his language and gohilajit finds that vvvv attractive. gohilajit has a well and he chucks badly behaved children in it. gohilajit just so happens to have a farm and he likes to go on his motorcycle 🏍 to visit his cows 🐄 gohilajit has a pick axe 🪓
rando: who’s that smexy guy?

amber: that just so happens to be my smexy husband gohilajit
by amber delllll May 30, 2020
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Stevie Goal

To score the easiest goal in EVERY game on the online leagues in Fifa 10, and then boast about how good you think you are.
Jinky: I see Daveyowens scraped a 2 - 1 win against you at Fifa just there.

Phantom: Aye he did.

Jinky: Was it a Stevie goal?

Phantom: Aye it was, It always is a Stevie goal.
by Peter Loovenkrands July 29, 2010
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