You Done Goofed

It means you really really fucked up. You will probably will end up in cyberjail, where the consequences will never be the same.

Jessi Slaughter's Dad: WHAT ARE YOU SAYING ABOUT MY DAUGHTER?!!!
Troll: O shit..
Cyberpolice: You done goofed..

by partikk July 18, 2010

The Gaffer

British Slang for Football Manager

1. The Gaffer wants us to pick the tempo up in the second half.

2. Ask The Gaffer if you can play up front.

by humbdalas November 5, 2009

goff

A descriptive word, slang pronounciation of the word 'Goth' or Gothic' used by juvenile delinquents in the U.K known as Chavs, Neds, Townies, Kevs and any other undereducated folk that cannot grasp the Egnlish language. Used to label those whom express themselves without designer logos, wear black and/or listen to alternative types of music.

Chav: 'Fecking goff. Ugly mingers'
Chav2: 'I can be a goff. Jus' slit me wrists and hate everyone.'
Chav1: 'If you be a goff I will chin ya.'

by Wynter June 28, 2005

Geoffed

The act of having your roomba run over feces and then spreading it on the floor and walls.

I came home last night to find my house Geoffed. Now I have to buy a new roomba!

by 10snails June 5, 2016

the golfer

Michael Savage's nickname for radio host Rush Limbaugh for the reason that Rush spends more time golfing than coming up with creative, original, and non water carrying commentary.

...And you heard it first on the Savage Nation, don't expect to hear it from the golfer gas bag, we all know he doesn't have an original thought in his head.

by Reuben D. February 15, 2008

Geffend

An idiot of the first degree.

'Citing!

Person 1 runs into a tree repeatedly for an hour.

Person 2 points and says "What a geffend!"

by diskodoll March 19, 2007

Goffa

A person who looks like a spud or emulates the behaviour of a spud 🥔

*Enters potato faced person*
Person 1: ‘blimey... look at the goffa on that fella’
Person 2: ‘Strewth... I’ve never seen such a goffa like that before’

by Plazzi May 9, 2020