google deep dive

When you spend like years on Google googling usually weird stuff that you would never share with anyone.

"Dude, you been up in your room for like hours what ar- OMFG WHY ARE YOU WATCHING SNAILS GIVING BIRTH?! ARE YOU DOING ANOTHER GOOGLE DEEP DIVE?"

by assappreciation May 11, 2017

Google Classroom

fuckin' dank ass school website most high school prisoners are forced to surrender their social life on the weekends to this wack ass bullshit. this website accentuates every aspect of hell complied into a website

Megan: yo nigga did you submit youre shit to google classroom ?
Stephanie: fuck dat bullshit miss kiesha is a wack ass bicth
Megan: yo shword!

by swaggy.steph69 January 14, 2018

Google en passant

Brainless parrot behaviour

Parrot 1: Google en passant
Parrot 2: holy hell
Parrot 3: new response just dropped
Parrot 4: Actual Zombie
Parrot 5: Call the exorcist
Parrot 6:Ignite the chessboard
parrot 7: Pawn storm incoming
Parrot 8: Queen sacrifice, Anyone?
Parrot 9: knightmare fuel
Parrot 10: Pipi busters in action
Parrot 11: Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough… No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair !
Parrot 12:actual copypasta
Parrot 13: Shove up the bishops
Parrot 14: Mmmfgh~~

by Google en passantHolyhellnewre June 15, 2023

2nd page of google search

The only place you can safely hide a dead body with no chance of people finding it.

The 2nd page of Google search is the last place anyone will look for answers.

by MechaHitlerThePink April 12, 2016

Google Wanker

A new breed of pseudo intellect ,when seeing something has to google it then copy paste it in the conversation normally at the wrong time ends up looking like a true wank puffin

I checked what you wrote best plagiarism ever,you google wanker

by whinging old bastards unhacked July 22, 2018

Google Tech

An IT technician who is a master at providing solutions to technical problems based on pure Google search results. As a result this person appears to be exceedingly knowledgable, when they actually are not.

"Hey man, I got an issue on my PC, do you know what it is" "Ok let me look up the error on Google" "Man, you are such a Google Tech!"

by esalad February 17, 2010

google threat

To try to prove someone is wrong by telling the person you are arguing with that you are going to log on to your computer and find documented proof.

I was late picking up my girlfriend so I told her that the horn fell off my car and I had to have it fixed using a zip screw. She said I was lying. She said the car horn is in the steering wheel and there is so such thing as a zip screw. So I google threatened her. I told her I would google it to prove I was right!

by SullieMarie January 10, 2015