garlic

a food that vampires find unappealing, although it is healthy for the human soul.

Vampire: What is that stench?
Human: garlic, want some?
Vampire: NO!!!! Garlic will be the death of me

by Liviloves December 28, 2015

Garlic Bread

Garlic Bread is the god given meal of those who know how to taste, they would use it in church for communion they're just too cheap for this gold dust.

You must take caution, however, in your selection. There are many FAKES, I warned you. Don't even concern yourself with making it at home (unless you wan to flex your 600-800°C pizza oven) 250°C ovens wont cut it, pun intended. After selecting an appropriate vendor, preferably neapolitan, make certain that it is based on garlic oil and NOT butter as this will RUIN the experience entirely including a potential vom - not ideal.

Society I missing out on the great deal offered by this cuisine. Most restaurants produce in unsatisfactory result, speak to a professional first.

A: what do you want with your garlic bread?
B: I'm sorry, what!?
A: ...
B: You can't match a garlic bread to anything, it is the pinnacle of existence

A: would you like cheese on that?
B: Would you like to walk away from me before I take this to the next level

A: what should I have from the menu?
B: Garlic Bread
A: is that it?
B:I don't know you anymore, stop sitting near me. Now.

by Man of Stupendous Attitude November 19, 2019

gnarticulate

to express oneself through the use of an extensive gnarcabulary

"Listen to Gnartin Luther King over there; he can gnarticulate like it's not gnarduous"

by KeeganGnartin January 11, 2009

garlic bread

yumyumyumyumyumyumyumyumumyum

person 1: i love garlic bread

by ifuckgarlicbread December 19, 2021

Garlic Sexya

The typa guy that will swoop in and steal your misses in less than a minute, he'll out smart you in every way and show his true ability to solve any sexual tension between you and your step sis. He'll be gentle in bed, but rough in the head after he mentally strains you in everyway possible. He loves to get physical, especially with your chick, and he sure knows how to use his dick. He can please her with the sound of his fingers that can type 105wpm. He is the man, the myth, the legend himself. Garlic Sexya

"Damn, I wish I was as confident as Garlic Sexya"

by dhitter February 15, 2022

garlic butter croissant monkey balls

Someone who really likes garlic butter however, would like it to be in a form of a meatball made from monkey bread.
That's very intellectual as it really tells us about the political state of the world right now.

Person1: What do you think about the political state of the world right now?
Person2: Garlic Butter Croissant Monkey Balls.

by lucaca May 6, 2022

Garlic Bomber

The Garlic Bomber is a notorious urban public restroom nuisance. Because of his poor diet or possibly selenium poisoning, when he is done in the restroom no living creature can survive without proper bio-hazard gear. See Garlic Bomb

George: I'm going to take a leak.
Robert: Better go upstairs because the Garlic Bomber just visited this rest room.

Last words: Aggh, it must have been the Garlic Bomberrrrrr... dead

by Concerned Gamer September 4, 2005