glunking

the act of slurping pre-workout out of your gymbro’s asscrack and getting a whiff of his natural smelling salts

Brad: “I wanna take my pre bro”
Chris: “I’ll get ready for the glunking”

by gymbro-ology June 13, 2024

Glunk

To club someone over the head with a stiff, blunt object - as a caveman would do - in order to render the person unconscious.

The homeowner grabbed a wooden bat and glunked the unaware intruder.

by asterix299 November 28, 2015

Glunk

Glunk refers to the pokemon core of using gligar and skuntank on a single pokemon team.

That guys glunk team totally destroyed me-guy 1
Yeah dude you got glunked-guy 2

by Hidanmadethislmao April 9, 2024

glunks and bungles

an adverbial phrase;
a retarded way of saying "for shits and giggles".

Person 1: yeah so i decided to hit up this cute chick from the bar for glunks and bungles and apparently we hit it off good so we're going on a date to White Castle.
Person 2: what the fuck? glunks and bungles? are you retarded?

by twentyfivefish January 26, 2025

Glunk

Somone who enjoys watching glee and also enjoys drinking alcohol or getting drink hence the word glunk

GLEEK + Drunk = glunk

I am a glunk

by The wizard in the trees July 27, 2024

Glunking

The act of defacating half-way then sucking it back in for pleasure

Yo have you tried Glunking yet?

by Masterbaiter42 January 8, 2025

Glunking

The act of Cumming into a container and pouring it down a drain of cold water

“I can’t play Fortnite right now I’m glunking my drain”

by HokageGoku112 June 28, 2024