glucose tolerance test

A four-letter word: hell. Doctors usually order this if you're at risk for diabetes. You are forced to fast prior to the test which can last up to five hours and your blood is taken every half hour.

I can only work part-time tomorrow because I have a glucose tolerance test tomorrow. If the test comes back and says I have diabetes, then I'm probably screwed.

by The Real Driller May 19, 2022

Lucifer's Glucose

Lucifer’s Glucose (noun):

/ˈlu .sɪ.fɚz ˈɡlu .koʊs/

Slang for methamphetamine, especially when used in a poetic, mythological, or wildly disrespectful context.

The forbidden sugar.

That which turns ordinary mortals into programming demigods, crust prophets, or VC warlords.

Man did you see RealTimeChris? He was hitting the SHIT out of Lucifer's Glucose in CopperCab's server!

by realtimecrease August 15, 2025

Mixing Sodium and Glucose

The act of anal sex through ones penis (salt, sodium) and another’s pussy (sugar, glucose)

“Last night me and Janet were mixing sodium and glucose if you know what I mean.”

by SuperBaseAce1234 March 7, 2021

glucose

it means sweet like

This nigga think i’m glucose

or
this nigga think shit glucose

by Yungmoneyy September 17, 2022

glucose granny

someone who is a hot nurse and comes and takes care of u in a nursing home

“my nurse is such a glucose granny”

by Gay nigga 3000 December 30, 2023

Glucose Goddess

Mother of a Type 1 Diabetic child that is constantly chasing highs and lows for blood glucose levels, dosing insulin, correcting, counting Carbs like no one ever. Basically, the cousin to a unicorn with superpowers.

Whoa, check out that Glucose Goddess...she's been chasing highs and lows all day but her kid is having a blast and looks amazing!!

by GlucoseGoddess June 26, 2021