Gloated

A bloated goldfish

Mom my goldfish has gone gloated!!!!!!!!!

by B_dawg March 1, 2018

Glotter

Something that doesn't make sense, or a Napoleon Dynamite reference. Someone that sounds pitiful, alone, sad.

Aww! Look at him, he looks so glotter.


I'd fuck that glotter

by Kyle(is hard) December 25, 2008

Dictionary Gloater

A person who shows off by showing their friends how cool the definition of their name is on this site. Mostly applies to males who like to show how their name means sex god.

Person 1: "Dude look my name means I have a huge package."

Person 2: "Wow, STFU. You're such a dictionary gloater."

Setting your FB status as your Urban Dictionary Definition makes you a Dictionary Gloater

by onlinedictionary December 28, 2009

Glowtee

the wet and shiny, seemingly "glowing" mouth and chin of a man after performance oral on a female

He went down on me with a beard, but came up with a Glowtee

by Kootz22 December 17, 2017

Gloster

A word used to describe the prophet Mr.Mancini. It is used in holy scriptures of the glogang and many prayers.

And the day the Gloster shall rise and thee shall fall to glonem. Sosa 12:8

by bastian farivar May 6, 2022

glorytearz

Glorytearz is the term used to describe a goofy mad. Like I’m talking cartoon typa person, the type to float when they smell pie, the kinda mf to run off a cliff and stop to look at the invisible camera before they drop. Like drake typa shi.

Man you’re such a Glorytearz bro!

by centimetres July 22, 2022

Glottenday

Glottenday is the day of the week between Thursday and Friday that only lasts three hours.

Glottenday was created by Noah the caring in 1825 to remember the time that America was frozen over by cold things and we all had to wait for it to thaw gently as Noah used his breath to defrost all of America.

Wow today is Glottenday huh?

by This is not made up ;) January 18, 2021