Globetard

someone with common sense and does actual science and math h = r - r cos(s/2r) as oppose to 8 inches per mile squared(wich is for parabolas,not spheres),scientists have proven globetards right numerous times and you insist that government bad and science government therefore science bad,go learn something or test the same tests that scientists had to prove the earth is flat,you flattards

person 1:Globetards are dumb
person 2:go back to school

Globetard by kinekosogayhegay June 1, 2020

Globetrotting 

When you finger a girl and you pick her up and then spin her on your fingers like a basketball.

Dude, last night I was Globetrotting her so fast she couldn't walk straight afterwards.

Globetrotting by GarGarBear June 10, 2011

Globetard

A globe believer who argues with flat earthers online. They are not interested in having an intellectual conversation. They can't not answer any questions or provide any proof that Earth is a rotating, salt water covered, pear flying through a vacuum with a pressurized atmosphere sticking to it.

I used to be a globetard before I found out the Earth is actually not a sphere.

My boyfriend loves crushing the globetard's ego with basic science.

I was brainwashed by the education system and a lifetime of media propoganda with fake images of Earth so much that it turned me into a globetard.

Globetard by Lil' Wodie April 26, 2021

Globnart 

Blonde Norwegian footballer named Erling Haaland. He's a beast on the pitch and would probably take your girl because you're too scared to fight back.

Honestly Idk what this is I made up this word after dortmund made a post on Instagram asking people to describe haaland in one word. I couldnt think of a word so I created this word.

The Globnart scored another hat-trick today.

Globnart by Boy with no identity December 8, 2021

Anal Globetrotter 

When you finger an anus and your partner does a full 360 degree turn on your finger, like a globetrotter spinning a basketball.

My girlfriend was dizzy after giving her an anal globetrotter.

Anal Globetrotter by Roy McHebroid October 12, 2017

globtard 

(noun): an individual that is stoned beyond functioning through ingesting hash oil. "Globtard" can also refer to a person that smokes hash oil with such regularity that his/her "normal" functioning has been irreparably impaired. You can spot a globtard usually because their mouths hang loose and rivulets of drool collect on their t shirts while they stare catatonically, neither awake nor asleep.

Dude, I can't smoke hash oil because I turn into such a globtard.

All of those dreadlocked dudes at CU-Boulder are globtards.

globtard by headstash_mcgee July 17, 2014

Globetard

A term used by Flat Earthers to discribe a person with limited intelligence.

Bill trolls globetards on the internet

Globetard by Yahshua Dude August 26, 2018