Glistening Profusely

What a hot chick does when, in actuality, she is sweating like a pig

That chick on the stairmaster has a puddle of water under her from glistening profusely! Good thing she's hot or that would be disgusting!!

by calihog August 5, 2009

glistening end

The horrific appearance of an uncircumcised penis following several days of poor hygiene with the addition of one, two or several masturbatory sessions.
The glans penis appears to be moist and shines almost like the glint of a very bright star.
There may also be a caesous smell from the penis and a general aroma of vinegar, related to the general poor state of cleanliness of the gooch area.

Evidence shows this condition to directly related to the length of the foreskin (skin of fore).

Alex has a glistening end.

Alex, thats sick, you need the chop to get rid of your glistening end.

Alex, wash your gooch and whilst your at it, pull back to sort out your glistening end.

Alex, get listed.

by legsy11 November 6, 2008

get that glisten

during a really hot session of sex, you sweat. however, this is not the kind of sweat during a normal workout at the gym...this is sex sweat. sex sweat is sweat that glistens off your body and looks super sexy. get that glisten refers to having a passionate night of sex where you "get that glisten" of sex sweat.

Rachel: I hung out with him last night.

Lauren: Did you guys have sex?

Rachel: Well I was tryin to get that glisten...

Lauren: Atta girl!

by iwillnottellyoumyrealname June 1, 2011

glistening bliss hole

One of the more humerous nicknames for the vagina. Synonyms include pussy, snatch, ginch, and hot tuna.

I can't wait to see my girl, and stick my dick in her glistening bliss hole.

by Blackwolf Morrow September 29, 2005

Glisten Sleeve

An alternative word for vagina.

Person 1: Oh honey you're home from work!
Person 2: Yep! Now gimme that glisten sleeve

Stacy: omfg the way my glisten sleeve was worked last night was like nothing before
Jennifer: I wish someone would work my glisten sleeve like that

by YikesKP November 28, 2020

Ahh... free at last. O Gabriel, now dawns thy reckoning, and thy gore shall GLISTEN before the temples of Man! Creature of Steel, my gratitude upon thee for my freedom. But the crimes thy kind have committed against humanity are NOT forgotten!

best line in ultrakill

Minos fucking prime: Ahh... free at last. O Gabriel, now dawns thy reckoning, and thy gore shall GLISTEN before the temples of Man! Creature of Steel, my gratitude upon thee for my freedom. But the crimes thy kind have committed against humanity are NOT forgotten!

V1: no I win

by KFCworker April 26, 2025

glisten

mirror.

"Glisten the Mirror, also known as Glisten, is one of the 32 playable Toons in Dandy's World, added on August 14th, 2024, alongside Sprout, Cosmo, and Finn. He is available to be bought in Dandy's Store."

by anonymous May 15, 2025