glerk

To lick ones nipple while on fire.

"I glerked it too hard last night and now i have 3rd degree burns".

by assfarter9000 April 12, 2016

Jerking My Glerkin

Jerking off.

(E.g. Punching the clown, beating your meat, spanking the monkey, tug a war with Cyclopes.)

Hey Fred what are you doing? I'm jerking my glerkin!

by Stale Chip™ April 15, 2014

GLERIAN

basically the idiot who loves chaos and is a russian lady plus FALLS LIKE A TURKEY

Glerian looks russian but is an idiot

by anonymous August 26, 2022

Glerf

Someone who sits at home all day making up words and sounds.

Mr. Saxton is a glerf.

by A glerf August 31, 2016

GLERF

The opposite of a FLERF. Someone who shames Flat Earth believers, usually by using science incorrectly.

GLERFS believe everything NASA tells them.

by xdfil November 12, 2021

Glerb

A state or exclamation of utter exhaustion brought by an abstract fatigue of living

You feeling ok? I'm a bit glerb. Glerb I'm exhauseted !

by Sparing_speckleshartt May 10, 2018

Glerp

The sudden urge to bark in a public place

“I really need to glerp”

by Rabiddoglover101 February 7, 2020