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glerk

To lick ones nipple while on fire.
"I glerked it too hard last night and now i have 3rd degree burns".
by assfarter9000 April 12, 2016
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Jerking My Glerkin

Jerking off.

(E.g. Punching the clown, beating your meat, spanking the monkey, tug a war with Cyclopes.)
Hey Fred what are you doing? I'm jerking my glerkin!
by Stale Chip™ April 15, 2014
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GLERIAN

basically the idiot who loves chaos and is a russian lady plus FALLS LIKE A TURKEY
Glerian looks russian but is an idiot
by anonymous August 26, 2022
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Glerf

Someone who sits at home all day making up words and sounds.
Mr. Saxton is a glerf.
by A glerf August 31, 2016
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GLERF

The opposite of a FLERF. Someone who shames Flat Earth believers, usually by using science incorrectly.
GLERFS believe everything NASA tells them.
by xdfil November 12, 2021
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Glerb

A state or exclamation of utter exhaustion brought by an abstract fatigue of living
You feeling ok? I'm a bit glerb. Glerb I'm exhauseted !
by Sparing_speckleshartt May 10, 2018
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Glerp

The sudden urge to bark in a public place
“I really need to glerp”
by Rabiddoglover101 February 7, 2020
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