Rhyming slang for shite.
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1.) A catch-all name for a domestic stay-at-home wife.
2.) The name of the wife in the famous Salt Lake City Mormon family who adopted an abondoned circus chimp, Little Johnny in 1962.
3.) The female counterpart of the pioneering internet crime fighting duo of Rodriguez and Gladys. (Featured in Parade Magazine c. 1998)
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2.) The name of the wife in the famous Salt Lake City Mormon family who adopted an abondoned circus chimp, Little Johnny in 1962.
3.) The female counterpart of the pioneering internet crime fighting duo of Rodriguez and Gladys. (Featured in Parade Magazine c. 1998)
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EXAMPLES:
1.) That GLADYS is a hella woman y'got there, Mister Rogers.
2.) When the church refused to enroll Little Johnny, GLADYS went absolutely ape-fuckin' shit. But later, she got a lawyer and sued.
3.) C'mon GLADYS, let's go bust some child molesters with our internet sting operation. Or we can take their money. (Later copied by NBC's Dateline Show.)
1.) That GLADYS is a hella woman y'got there, Mister Rogers.
2.) When the church refused to enroll Little Johnny, GLADYS went absolutely ape-fuckin' shit. But later, she got a lawyer and sued.
3.) C'mon GLADYS, let's go bust some child molesters with our internet sting operation. Or we can take their money. (Later copied by NBC's Dateline Show.)
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