Girdler

A person that has tasty jerky and produces shit-tastic parts on line 3 for me to enjoy.

"Hey there's that fuckin line 3 op Girdler again", "yea that jerk-off is a fuckin jerk but then again he does have jerky", "ohyeah" "and shit shit springs too that jizz headed fuckin doofus nugget".

by donbrewson May 13, 2018

Joliet Girled

The act of ejaculating onto another person when they are not expecting it. This included random acts of ejaculating on unsuspecting victims.

I joliet girled all over this nigga's leg.

by ck413 May 23, 2007

hot-girled

to be coaxed into doing something you'd rather not by a highly-attractive female that you just met

Dude #1: I can't believe you gave her the last beer.

Dude #2: Damn bro. She hot-girled me.

by the_ill_eagle May 11, 2009

plumber's girdle

Wrapping some poor fuck up in duct tape such that his or her otherwise sagging belly is temporarily sucked in

Remember that time Court gave Sally a plumber's girdle?

by Hot Digity August 21, 2018

girdle

Another (slang) way of saying "girl".

is that girdle really a girdle or a guy, she looks like a guy... seriously. throw a rock at her to check.

by Liquid K9 December 7, 2004

white girled

Doing anything like a typical white girl.

*random person rapping extremely badly*
Dude you just white girled the hell outta that

by somerandomwhitegirl March 12, 2014

slack ma girdle

slang for "suck my dick"

background information: This term was coined in Charleston, Illinois in the mid nineties by the local physics club at Eastern Illinois University. nobody knows exactly why, but the term is still in widespread use today at EIU.

Monica: Do you want me to collate that for you Mr. President?
Bill: Hey bitch slack ma girdle!

by Shane and Roy January 3, 2009