You’re driving and have to shit. You lose the battle. The seat heater is on so it liquifies in your draws. You get out of the car to head in the house but the cold air causes it to once again solidify. Thus becoming caked onto your undergarments like wax
by Njpfunny December 10, 2024
An old used tire you wrap around your gut to make your dink look smaller. Used for formal occasions.
by Trexasaurus April 01, 2016