Gilmore'd

When you've drank so much coffee that you begin talking incoherently fast. Inspired by the WB show 'Gilmore Girls', in which the characters are consistently seen glugging down copious ammounts of coffee and talking at an alarming pace.

"Shit man, I shouldn't have had that last cup of coffee. I'm completely Gilmore'd"

by Das Imp February 12, 2009

gilderoy lockhart

gilderoy lockhart ,second dark arts teacher with a pearly white teeth and golden locks.good at memory charms which resulted in him losing his memory in the chamber of secrets

'your a fraud you've just been taking credit for what other wizards have done'

'gilderoy lockhart just used the peskipiksi pesternomi charm which didn't work and left us to round the rest of them up.he's so useless.lets kill him!'said Harry

by crowie July 21, 2006

Gideon Gilmore

The Lord himself. Maker of the eternal and instant classic of instrumentation entitled 'A Dark Road,' which enlightens the listener to the meaning of life instantly. When heard for the first time, progressive rock legends David Gilmour and Jimmy Page immediately collapsed and knew their work was done, and the song was the reason for the death of Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh. If it couldn't get any better, the legend himself released a 1 hour EP called Gideon Gilmore, which featured masterpieces such as "Metal Madness" and "A Mental Descent" which instantly became recognized as the peak of human achievement and instrumental composition. Music teachers from all around the world preached to their pupils about how unbelievably good the Gideon Gilmore EP was and how masterfully Gideon played all the instruments.

Person 1: "Man, did you hear that new Gideon Gilmore?"
Person 2: "I know, it was so good but I can't even explain why..."

by kapperoni and cheese April 14, 2021

gilder

Adjective meaning low-class, unkempt, prone to or resembling the product of inbreeding. Etymology: originated in Granville, NY, in reference to the Van Gilder family.

Do I need to change for dinner? No, I'll just go dressed like a gilder.

by Jonathan Victor Hall January 11, 2008

gilderoy

A handsome and popular bloke with very high self-esteem. Has a dashing, debonair smile, wears magnificent clothing, has almost-sculpted hair, and most of the population has a celeb-crush on him, whilst the rest is suspicious of him. May really be a cowardly and inept fraud taking credit for what others have done.

'Did you see what Gilderoy was wearing yesterday? 😍😍 I love him sm'
'What, that pompous prat whose books are always on display?'

by Hermironry February 22, 2018

Gildarts

Gildarts Clive, more popularly known as Gildarts in the anime Fairy Tail , is a mage from the fairy tail guild and was also the guilds 5th Master (even though he swiftly passed the torch). He is a user of Crash magic and is also the father of Cana Alberona.

Natsu: Hey Gildarts let's fight

Gildarts: Not now natsu im busy

*Natsu attacks gildarts*

*Gildarts sends natsu flying*

Gildarts: You never learn do you kid.

by Chinstem January 31, 2019

gilmore girls

The only good programming on the WB.

Reverend: The church is exempt from your town statutes, Taylor.
Rabbi: We answer to a higher authority... like the hot dog.
Reverend: I laugh every time you say that.
Rabbi: I know. Funny is funny.
Taylor: Well, I can guarantee that God does not want this either.
Reverend: Did you hear that, David? Taylor Doose is in direct communication with God.
Rabbi: Thirty years I'm working for God, I haven't received so much as a card.
Reverend: Is it by phone that you speak with him, Taylor?
Rabbi: Do you have a God phone, Taylor?
Taylor: Rabbi, please.
Reverend: What's he like? For us common folk who've never met him?
Rabbi: Is he short, is he tall?
Reverend: Does he like to laugh?
Rabbi: Is the whole shellfish thing really serious? Because, I gotta tell you, some of those Red Lobster commercials look pretty good...

by VespaGirl January 25, 2005