Gilmore'd

When you've drank so much coffee that you begin talking incoherently fast. Inspired by the WB show 'Gilmore Girls', in which the characters are consistently seen glugging down copious ammounts of coffee and talking at an alarming pace.

"Shit man, I shouldn't have had that last cup of coffee. I'm completely Gilmore'd"

by Das Imp February 12, 2009

Gilmore Girls'd

(verb) The terrifying and embarrassing act of watching a TV program and then looking up and finding out that Gilmore Girls is on. Often happens when a viewer is not paying attention or falls asleep. Completely unintentional yet somehow unavoidable.

I dozed off during Full House today and I got Gilmore Girls'd.

I turned the TV on and got Gilmore Girls'd.

After I Gilmore Girls'd John, I made him chug a Smirnoff Ice for being such a tool.

by bbhb8 September 29, 2010

Gilmored

From the show Gilmore Girls , when someone manipulates you in a backhand way that although you may have gotten what you wanted you still lost. Similar to how Emily Gilmore handles any exchanges

"We were arguing and somehow I agreed to hosting a dinner party"
"Sounds like you've been gilmored"

by MagicMoon June 6, 2017

Gilmored

To greatly dislike email chains. To be a hater. To hate. To ruin fun. Basically, to suck.

Don't you Gilmore me!
OR
Damn, this party was fun until Bill just frickin Gilmored me.

by Germy Wormy December 24, 2008

Gilmored

1. Spineless, nut less, no balls, quality, production and support.
2. DeceptionDeceived
3. Incomplete
4. FUBAR
5. Epic FailFailure.

1. EA really "Gilmored" Medal of Honor Airborne.

2. Medal of Honor Airborne was "Gilmored" right straight out of the box.

3. EA "Gilmored" Medal of Honor fans in to thinking Airborne was a great game.

by boycottEAnaconda October 27, 2008

Happy Gilmored

Happy Gilmore is known for the way he takes 6-7 steps up to his golf ball before driving it further than humanly possible. Happy Gilmoring/Happy Gilmored piggy backs off this idea in that you take your fully erect penis and sprint right towards the bent over ass of the person you are trying to have sex with. The intent is to have your dick go further up the vagina/asshole than any other cock that has been in there in the past.

Dude: Yo man my chick drank so much and passed out leaning on the bed last night.

Friend: Did you do anything weird to her?

Dude: Weird? No. But I happy Gilmored the shit outta that ass. Got like 3 inches deep!

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm May 18, 2017

Happy Gilmored

To be happy gilmored is to have a golf ball thrown at your crotch, but you were unaware the other person had said golf ball. Especially when, but not limited to being hit in the balls specifically.

“Emma happy gilmored me”

by simonbeatles722 March 28, 2025