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Ghosters

People who do not live in your neighborhood but still come there any way to 'Trick or Treat.'
Nick: "Theres more and more Ghosters every year in this neighborhood."
Tom: "Yea, why dont they stay in there own neighborhood!"
by tom nelson November 1, 2006
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Ghoster

a Ghoster (noun) is a type of very large shit, one that you can't see in the pan.

Because of the speed and force that large poo's vacate the rectum, they carry great momentum and such turds are difficult to stop, therefore, they keep going all the way through the toilet so that you can't see them upon peering down the loo.

Such dumps are very frustrating to a shitter as they leave no sense of achievement, as big craps require hard work.
John enters after using the toilet
John: Dammit! I just did a ghoster.
Tim: Ohnoes! I hate it when that happens!

...some seconds later
Tim: Why were you looking down the toilet?
by n00dle12357 April 14, 2010
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Usually a sociable person who takes a lot of photos and then changes profile pictures when you least expect. They can usually do this without anyone knowing and the pictures seem to change in a 'ghostly' fashion.
by Ghost Buster 282828 October 1, 2009
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Ghoster

A disembodied erection. A boner that does not exist in physical form. The experience of having an erection, but without the physical act of becoming erect. Similar to phantom pains experienced with limb amputation, but with penises.

Occurring in para/quadriplegics with non-functioning penises, those who have had their penis severed and removed and male ghosts.
Though, medically speaking, Eric had no feeling below his waste, he could still get a ghoster every time a pretty girl walked by.
by AvoidTheNoid July 7, 2010
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device used for disguising marijuana smoke. Consists of stuffing an empty toilet paper roll with bounce sheets and covering the end with a bounce sheet fastened to the tube by an elastic.Commonly used in college dorms who enforce a strict no smoking policy.
guy 1: yo do you wanna hit the bong?
guy 2: yeah sure, but we gotta use the ghoster or else we could get in shit
by Jordan420 February 25, 2008
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Ghoster

Someone who regularly disappears whilst messaging. May see messages then not reply.
Kyle- Isn't Olivia such a ghoster we are always left alone. Thomas- Yea you know If she didn't do this and actually talked to me then I may like her.
by Thomas Mccambley April 19, 2020
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Ghosteroqurious

A self identified straight man who is very interested in exploring sexual advances with a specific not straight man. However, instead of acting on it they let the desire be observed and then panic last minute or as they begin making a move. Then they follow up by ghosting the individual. Usually only until they work up the courage to again repeat the same sad cycle.
Eric was straight until he decided to ignore the lack of consent from his close openly gay friend James and grab him by the arm to get his attention. It seems he’s pretending as though no one caught on and doesn’t see him for the Ghosteroqurious let down he’s being.
by Textbomber August 25, 2022
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