Sucking ghost dick

When you randomly choke on nothing or your spit at any random time

1: yo how wa- *starts randomly choking*

2: this nigga sucking ghost dick

1: it was my spit dumbass

by RETARDCUH666 June 20, 2023

Spooky-scary-ghost-dick

When your guy has a dick that goes out at night and fucks all kinds of random things and comes back home right before the sun comes up just to clime into bed next to you with Herpes…

Person-1”Hey you know what happened last night?“
Person-2“No what happened?”
Person-1”Dee came home and gave me a Spooky-scary-ghost-dick!”
Person-2”you know you can sue him for that, right?”

by Unicornucopia May 18, 2023

Urban Dick Ghost

Noun: Description of a person who writes urban dictionary definitions and changes their psyudonym for the sake of not being got, got got.

Could be multiple, hundreds, or thousands of words and or psyudonyms

John Doe was a published Urban Dick Ghost who's never been got got.

by BadSeedSam January 13, 2022

Dick ghost

When your man is really arroused but can't get hard and still gets off.

I was giving him a lapdance to try and help with his limp noodle but all i got was the dick ghost.

by Riffraffbitch17 October 6, 2019

ghost ride the dick

When he humps, you hump, you jump off his dick and hump next to him, then hop back on.

A girl tells her friend, " I tried to ghost ride the dick but then it just got soft..."

by Kathom86 July 9, 2010

Ghost Riding the Dick

Where a girl is riding you, hops off, stands next to the bed and jerks you off.

We didn't have a condom, so Taylour and I were ghost riding the dick last night.

by Rob Cooper VIII January 19, 2013

ghost ride the dick

a)When you have sex with a ghost

b)To masturbate

a)Before cumming when you ghost ride the dick, put your stunna shades on

b)Watch em swang, Watch em swang
Go stupid, go

by Doyouwantafriend April 26, 2008