gerrit

a name for a stinky american dude whose older brother is 10000% the hot one. gerrits will always suck SO badly at uno and connect four (irrefutable fact) 💀❌❌. he also talks to 12 year olds online every weekend

kanye west: look at that noob
jessica: ikr, he's such a GERRIT

by 100% not jessica September 4, 2021

Gerrit

Gerrit is a typical german guy with really small dick but is very friendly and underrated person.He is very smart and loves helping his friends and is very supportive but he can also be mean if he neads to.

Is this the cute guy over there called Gerrit?

by Blondegirl03 November 22, 2021

Gerrit Cole

Right handed pitcher selected first overall by the Pittsburgh Pirates in the 2011 MLB draft. Played college ball at UCLA 2009-2011. Selected in the first round by the New York Yankees in 2008 out of high school but turned them down to go to college. Fastball ranges from 96-100 mph.

Gerrit Cole will do great things in the world of professional baseball.

by colefan October 19, 2011

pulling a gerrit

when a guy is thrusted into a someone's boobs with so much intensity it is possible to bite it unintentionally.

"Bob totally pulled a Gerrit on Kenzie today!"

Guy walks in crying
Friend "Whats the matter?"
Guy "i was just pulling a Gerrit on Lared. i didn't mean to"
Friend "oh my gawd, im so sorry man!"
Guy " i know, man. i know."

by flats117 December 7, 2009

Dirty Gerrit

Colloquial term in South Africa, used to describe the act of fornication with a jar of peanut butter whilst being stung by a bee. Often times the person will first be stung by a bee and then feel the sudden urge to stick their penis into a jar of peanut butter.

Daniel: I heard you were stung by a bee, are you alright?
Stephanus: Yes I am, I did a Dirty Gerrit to help calm my nerves.
Daniel: Oh, that's always the best way to deal with bee stings.

by TowelEater June 17, 2023

garrittpg

GarrittPG

“GarrittPG”a competitive fortnite player. Most used quote “Bots hit shots”

by Fortnite Fan 23 July 6, 2021

garrittpg

GarrittPG is a good fn player and had over 1500 wins and top 100 placements. He was a popular twitch streamer also.

holy shi* GarrittPG is in my game right now!

by Keyhim July 7, 2021