Gerber

To act like a baby or infant
To be a Gerber Baby; have traits similar to that of a baby
To appear or act younger than one's age
To have thin hair like a baby
To be chubby like a baby
To ingest food normally used as sustenance for newborns
To have invested in Gerber Insurance

"Sean, you are such a Gerber Baby!" (Sean is obviously behaving in a gerbish fashion)
"Hey, Gerbs!" (a Gerber Baby's presence is made obvious)
"Yo, Gerbmosis the third!"
(someone obviously has an unhealthy knowledge of Ancient Egyptian monarchs as well as a slow wit)

by Lakeport December 10, 2008

Gerber

A potent strain of Cannabis, in which the intoxicating effects resemble those of a young child/infant.

"Yo man, that shit was CRAZZYYY"
"Hell yeah, you got da gerber"

by eitjo4i5y69823453 January 1, 2008

gerber

cool

"your jacket is gerber."

by lauren August 30, 2003

gerber

When you are so spun out hammered that your face takes on the look of the baby in the gerber ads.

Holy dude, you don't need anymore beer - you've been gerbering for the last half hour.

by joeld October 2, 2005

Gerber

A Bitch. A teacher who hates everyone and everything is known as a Gerber.

Fuck gerber failed me a 64, shes such a bitch

by Matt Bullen November 13, 2003

gerber

Gerber, or the ghetto, in rural Atlanta areas.
Know as "the gerber" because of all the baby diapers thrown out of car windows on the highway.

Gangster: Yo, BeeZee. Look at them diapa's on tha road.

BeeZee: Yeah, thats them gerber diapa's. Goddamn ho's be throwin outa the winda's

by vanilla gorilla. fo rull December 28, 2005

Gerber

An incidental erection caused by looking at a young teenage girl.

Miley Cyrus' latest video gave me a gerber.

by kilzhot September 22, 2009