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70% Geometry Dash

When your playing Geometry Dash and your about to die at 69% but you miss and die at 70%. You can no longer die at 69% to show everyone and get top comment.
Person 1: *dies at 70% Geometry Dash*
Person 1: i ded at 70% am sad :(
Person 2: F
Everyone else: F
by MemesAreMyLife May 27, 2020
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Geometry Dash

by AphoraXD January 25, 2019
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Geometry Dash

A game where a square that is racist towards triangles and stomps on top of circles to jump higher (like in Mario). Also other squares help him be racist by letting it stand on them. Also there’s a pink oval that gives him an airplane
by UltroGmr March 9, 2022
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Geometry Dash Twitter

A bunch of painfully unfunny, sensitive virgins who would find the most braindead excuses to find anything offensive. They burst out laughing when they hear a song from a Geometry Dash level used somewhere in the real world because their parents don't love them. Any American members of GD Twitter are likely to post about how they hate living in America and would call you creepy if you say you like to live in America. They sit in front of a screen 24/7/365 hoping to beat a "list demon" and arguing about pointless things instead of going outside and touching grass. They would kill their parents if it meant a level on the list of hardest levels in Geometry Dash would get moved up. This is bad enough, but what's even more braindead about Geometry Dash Twitter is that they would cancel you for abiding by the pledge of allegiance or saying an opinion that differs from the majority and they will actively try to leak your personal info if you do so. Not listening to instructions given out by GD Twitter celebrities is a one way ticket to being cancelled. There are some good people in GD Twitter, but a majority of the subsection is full of people described above.
A fucking chad: *states an opinion different to that of Geometry Dash Twitter about Nintendo/Music/dogs vs cats*
GDTWT Celeb: Are you a fucking fascist? Holy fucking shit! Deactivate!!!!!!!
The chad: *ignores*
All of Geometry Dash Twitter: You are a fascist. Deactivate Now! *leaks his location*
by The Clown Says "Palah" January 2, 2023
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Geometry Dash

A Game created by Swedish Programmer, Robert Topala. The game blew up to popularity in the 1.9 update, with millions of Spanish players joining the community. Geometry Dash has truly evolved in the past four years, and there will be various changes in the future!
Hey! I am going to play Geometry Dash
by Iminguendo26 December 9, 2017
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play some geometry dash

When someone has a skill issue
“I have stage 4 cancer” you would respond with should have played more geometry dash
“My daughter is dying aster the car crash” tell her to play some geometry dash for me
by SalmonNugget May 30, 2022
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Geometry dash

It’s a game that makes people cry
I JUST FUCKING DIED AT 96% ON SUBSONIC IN GEOMETRY DASH
by pokimanebodypillow October 17, 2019
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