Gendall

Dogs-cock or vagina otherwise known as the canine bulbus glandis or gendal in homo sapiens.

No..noo....Rufus put that gendall away, you musnt hump mama's leg.

by fakepersoninja May 24, 2019

Social Genealogy

The management, discovery, study, search for, archiving and/or dissemination of a person's social media content. Such content could comprise of but is not limited to all the material involved with social media profile entries, text/sms and mms messages, emails, instant messages, and voicemails.

While Sean was looking for an email that he had received last year, it dawned on him that he was involved in his own Social Genealogy.

by axeman0115 November 18, 2012

Whistling Gandalf

Verb: When a man with a long beard gives head and wraps his beard around the shaft.

Dude, Gimli gives the best whistling Gandalfs.

by WalksN2Mordor March 7, 2017

gindalooning

gindalooning/gindalunacy; verb- Origins, late1970's early1980's. Brooklyn New York.specificaly the Bay Ridge, Bensonhurst and Canarsie area. During the height of peak Italian Female saturation of the boro of Brooklyn. prior to the mass Ginzo exodous of the early 1990's from these neighborhoods, to Staten Island and New Jersey. Used mainly by non Italian Males Married to Or Dating big haired, short skirt, high heel wearing Italiancuchinette guidettechicks. Describes The Inermittent whining, complaining, snappy mouthed bad attitude behavior,and the gradual raising of the voice to shrill like volumes. Exhibited when they are Being antagonized by theyr'e spouse, not getting theyr'e way, feel they are being ignored, or when experiencing pre menstural/menstural symptoms in the younger or pre menopausal/menopausal symptoms in those 35 and above. punctuated by the rolling of masscara eyes, fanning themself with a hand or flat object, snapping theyr'e gum in rapid fire succession, turning the head from side to side and sighing or expelling air through pursed lips in exasperation. If standing will cock out one hip wtih a hand on the opposite hip and tap a toe or click a heel on the floor rapidly, to bring attention to herself.

1.I keep turning off the A/C because my Wife is having Hot flashes from Menopause and she is now full on Gindalooning about being hot

2. I saw this cuchine chick on 18th avenue and 86th street outside the Oriental theatre go into a raging gindalooning fit on her Boyfriend. She was Gindalooning about him scuffing her new pumps.

by Happily Married To a Guidette January 3, 2011

Gandalfgasm

A unique kind of orgasm only available to LSD users and Lord of the Rings fans.

When you ejaculate, the semen morphs into a small wizard statuette, then starts glowing, and a voice is heared yelling the words: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS".

A female version of this has not yet been discovered.

"OMG! I just had a Gandalfgasm!"

by Rukusan August 30, 2005

Genealogy Grandparents

Grandparents who repeatedly inform their grandchildren, and their friends about their lineage.

Genealogy Grandparents will tell the cashier at Linens 'n Things that their lineage can be traced back to Charlemagne

by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 4, 2004

Gandalf the Brown

The first solid poo to make an appearance after a long hard fought with diarrhea, signalling that the tide has turned.

In 'The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers', the Battle of Helms Deep is all but lost until Gandalf the White appears, handing victory to the men of Rohan against the Uruks of Isengard.

Similarly, the arrival of Gandalf the Brown reveals that the battle for control of your bowels has been concluded in your favour.

Guy 1: You coming swimming later?

Guy 2: I can't, I have a bad stomach, I need to rest.

*30 minutes later*

Guy 2: I'll be coming after all, Gandalf the Brown has arrived.

by jackholdmebackwilshere June 4, 2016